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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 23:18
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"I represent, the Lollipop Guild, the..."
"Okay...well, that's great but I don't see how you can help here mate"

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"...and then, this bloody jet appears from nowhere, and cuts me in half!"

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"So, just follow the M1 South and veer left when you hit London. Go straight on & you'll come to a Channel. Cross that & you're over France. Continue straight on & you'll see a big metal tower. Drop your ordinance there & you're done!"
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Old 22nd Aug 2013, 23:27
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Hi there. We're investigating reports of crop circles in this area. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 00:26
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Well they did say it would a short hop.....would have needed a ladder if it had been any higher.
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 07:16
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With a nod to Jim Trott of Vicar of Dibley fame

"No no no no no no parking is allowed on the upper field."

Sorry ... but very much a UK 90's TV thing ...

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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 07:25
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 07:33
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I was told to hold at the Outer Marker
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 07:36
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PAR Controller ... "Slightly left of centre line ... cropping nicely"
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 08:14
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 08:27
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"No, I definitely had 2 wings when I took off!"
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 08:38
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It will buff out ..........I'll get my coat
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 09:51
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Yeh, it's one of those space saver wheels. Were done and ready to go now, but thanks for stopping.
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 11:05
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 11:09
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"I'm taking it back, they told me it was short field capable"
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 11:42
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John Deere, even though recognizing opportunity for a new product line, still needed to update their testing methods...




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"Son, when I said crop dusting, I didn't mean literally..."
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 13:45
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 14:01
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"Undercarriage lever a bit sticky, sir?"
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 14:34
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I told you to pay attention, 007...
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 15:20
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Firefighter to Pilot: "You gave him such a fright, he almost bit it off!"
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 20:43
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So let me get this straight: You were cropdusting, and you hit this midget...
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Old 23rd Aug 2013, 23:35
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I say, Fireman old chap.... thanks.... but when I said can you help sort him out, sticking your nozzle in his right ear to **** some sense into him isn't what he really needs right now - I think his legs are broken!
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