And the winner is...
Time for judging methinks.
In 3rd place is Runaway Gun with:
Mandatory viagra use made it much easier to read maps.
In 2nd place is ShyTorque with:
"Then I just popped out the airbrakes and he ran right past me!"
This week's winner is pohm1 with:
The Typhoon was replaced when it was found to be too fast to intercept hostile Quidditch players.
Not the bridesmaid this week - over to you pohm1.
STP