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The Royal Irish Rangers had no trouble getting the new secret weapon to explode but HQ forgot to tell them it was supposed to be attached to a dog. They never got a single horse to run under a tank.
Message coming through Sir, seems faint and in a foreign accent trying to speak English
Something along the lines of, Security.......compromised..........Credit,,,,,,,Card,,,,det ails,,,,,,,,,,Only.......$87.50
Something along the lines of, Security.......compromised..........Credit,,,,,,,Card,,,,det ails,,,,,,,,,,Only.......$87.50
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"Sorry chaps, it still looks a bit on the rare side. Cook's just calculating a new ready time - come back in about half an hour..."
Comm Section seemed to have it sorted but the 155mm Horse Borne Artillery project was struggling.
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Sgt: "Run this over to HQ immediately Biggins"...
"Regret to inform the Colonel it appears that we parked the transport over mineral deposits. Following a subsequent HF transmitter short and blinding flash, the transportation unit is now a charcoal colour and welded to the field by its hooves. Request immediate replacement."
"Regret to inform the Colonel it appears that we parked the transport over mineral deposits. Following a subsequent HF transmitter short and blinding flash, the transportation unit is now a charcoal colour and welded to the field by its hooves. Request immediate replacement."
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"Sarge, I have a message for you, it's from some chap called Edward Snowden, he says your missus is tweeting she's doing the rounds in A troops block."
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Like the Horse it seems to have run its course..
Honarable mentions to :-
Buster Hyman
All was going well until Bloggs decided to ground what he thought was the Earth cable....
"It's from the Rats in Tobruk sir. They say their Camel is prettier..."
cattletruck
Send out an Ass-Oh-Ass.
In third place - ilvaporista
But sir, the label clearly said Tesco Microwave Oven Ready Lasagne.
In second Place - Runaway Gun
"This Global Positioning Satellite needs to be up a tad higher I think!"
First place to - Dan Gerous
We've networked the printer to the equipment Sir, and HQ seem to be talking ****.
Take it away Dan Gerous..
Honarable mentions to :-
Buster Hyman
All was going well until Bloggs decided to ground what he thought was the Earth cable....
"It's from the Rats in Tobruk sir. They say their Camel is prettier..."
cattletruck
Send out an Ass-Oh-Ass.
In third place - ilvaporista
But sir, the label clearly said Tesco Microwave Oven Ready Lasagne.
In second Place - Runaway Gun
"This Global Positioning Satellite needs to be up a tad higher I think!"
First place to - Dan Gerous
We've networked the printer to the equipment Sir, and HQ seem to be talking ****.
Take it away Dan Gerous..
