Caption competition

[The B Word]

Stu Atha: "Hey Pongo, you'll never believe this! I've got the Minister's porno mags behind my back and I found them right up there..."

Pongo: "...and look at his right arm...that explains why they're still warm!"

[NutLoose]

"Ahh... that ones RAF Sir"
" I see, impressive bit of kit.... early warning Radar?"
"No Sir, Sky TV Sir, we won't deploy anywhere without it"

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"You see that Pongo, twin receivers, it means we now have Sky Plus, we gave up on your Sitreps and now get our intelligence 24/7 off CNN"

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"Looks like the Ministers buying your line of sh*te briefing.... Errr, sorry I meant sight"


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[Lafyar Cokov]

"....and you see sir - with this picture in the caption competition it will give me a chance to show off my Rapier-like wit!"

[brickhistory]

Q was unimpressed.

[jwcook]

The Defence Minister was still having trouble pulling his finger out despite reading the manual and getting several demonstrations.

[Roadster280]

Army Colonel: "Yes, it's ours, keep your filthy mitts off it"

Crab bloke "We used to have some of those, you can see where we broke it look, up there"

Booty Colonel: "I hate being out of my depth"

[clicker]

And that was how the 2020 war was won. The UK forces were quicker on the finger draw than the Argentine armed forces.

[SteveCox]

So I said to him, I bet if I point up at nothing they will all have to look.

[SASless]

"The Minister was used to being Brown Nosed....but this move to digital was a bit disconcerting!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"..and these shoot down our planes, is that right?"

"No Minister, they shoot down enemy planes. Ours are usually shot down by the Americans."

[brickhistory]

Pardon me, cabbie, can you tell me how to find this 'Eye' listed in the tourist brochure?

[cattletruck]

Minister: "And how does one get promoted to an officer these days?"

Much finger pointing.

[Kiltrash]

Look at this crap that YOU Minister have won on e-bay for £2.6M, wish that you had taken some advice from the people that know.

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So it's descided then, where ever Kate and Wills go one of these will accommpany them in case of stray photographers.

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As your Minister I would like you to protect the coloured players from racism
'Sir Humphrey voice' 'Yes Minister'

[jwcook]

Stu Atha: Well Minister your expectations are up there"
Pongo: "and were funded at this level down here"
Minister "When I said whats happening - I meant the green lid behind me..."

[Dunky]

"Since we can't afford to recruit anymore, we've taken on some of those unemployed johnnies on the Workfare program, just now they're up there testing some prototype parachutes".

[NutLoose]

"That's the bit that swung round smacking the Marine in the face and knocking his teeth out"

[Kiltrash]

Yes, the radar is that good it can tell us the sex of that fly

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Yes, these are on the way to the Falklands, just a shame we no longer have the manpower to operate them, so we have some of the islanders being trained

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

..."And that one there Minister is being sold off to the Argentines, so we are now left with 2".

" No its not sir its that one over there, this one is being mothballed as spares for the remaining one so we can get it operational...we did have one more but it fell off a roof in Tower Hamlets over the summer so we are a bit stretched"

[Baron 58P]

"I say, does she often sunbathe up there?"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

PH "Come on Gents, I haven't got all day. All this is going on e-bay next week. A reserve price please."