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Old 21st Jun 2013, 06:05
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Whilst it looks impressive Bloggs, I think we have vehicles more powerful than 1hp now.

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All was going well until Bloggs decided to ground what he thought was the Earth cable....
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 06:29
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Broadsword Calling Danny Boy ... Broadsword Calling Danny Boy ... Over


Had to be done Buster old chap

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 06:32
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Miffed at the RAF Aerial Drone Programme ... the British Army begin their own trials
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 06:34
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Quick the Gold Cup is about to start and Her Majesty expects to win at Royal Ascot this year
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Mobile phones cause brain damage - new early evidence emerges

"Orite blud, is my new mobi init - well safe"

"Respect, bruvv!"
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 07:01
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All very impressive Perkins, now all you have to do is improve the battery life
Yes sir but have you seen where the boffins put the battery pack
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 07:24
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"I must say it seems a bit big for a portable Link 16 terminal".

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"No, I think Approach was on Stud 4. It's DATIS on Stud 3".
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 07:38
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But sir, the label clearly said Tesco Microwave Oven Ready Lasagne

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 07:48
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Early examples of Bowman proved rather bulky in nature.
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 07:58
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"I said you'll have to speak up sir, you're coming through a little hoarse."

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Old 21st Jun 2013, 07:58
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Well Sir, in the Op Order you did ask for a stable communications platform.......
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 08:01
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No, I'm afraid the standby isn't working - you'll have to use the mane radio.....
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 08:27
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"What sort of reception do you get Bloggs?"
"Well, generally very good Sir, right up until she has a dump on the HQ carpet Sir."

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Camilla calling Danny Boy...Camilla calling Danny Boy...

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"What do you mean it's stopped working?"
"I think she's knackered Sir"
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 11:19
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"Mobile SLA catering division how may we help you? Yes, we can toast, microwave and boil water on our mobile unit"

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Google test their first driverless vehicle

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Kneel before The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse


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Old 21st Jun 2013, 11:23
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"OK Sarge, that's the radio up and working; now, where's our rations? They said we'd be getting lasagne....."
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 11:24
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"What does it say Private?"
"Boom bump bump... boom bump bump.. boom bump bump.. Sarge, almost a regular pulse"
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Google Street View starts recording the neighbourhood
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The Irish Radio Communications Division out on manouvers, original plans to install the radio equipment into a small van had to be abandoned when they realised they couldn't get the horse in.
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You have heard of K9 Sir. This is Mule9
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Old 21st Jun 2013, 11:52
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"Sarge reckons that the way things are going, it'll be pocket sized by Christmas."

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