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Boris absolutely insisted on a new heliport, but a c*ck-up with the scale of the architect's drawings meant it wasn't quite as big as he'd envisaged.
Either that or the Wokka was a whoppa...
Either that or the Wokka was a whoppa...
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"Found the problem Captain, it obviously thinks this shed is a lady Chinook.
Standby, we're just about to chuck a bucket of water on its back end - that should make it lift off. Works with my dog, anyway."
Standby, we're just about to chuck a bucket of water on its back end - that should make it lift off. Works with my dog, anyway."
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Sorry for the delay Skip, the Welsh Fusiliers say these mountains remind them of Wales and they won't leave without Doris the Sheep..
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Ok guys connect the pee tube to the chimney and we'll flush them out.
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"It's no good Skip, that's the fourth store we've tried and none of them stock Chocolate Magnums."
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I think we're all done so, from a field of terrible entries, the truly groanworthy are:
3rd place; NutLoose with
"I don't care if Tech Sgt Shultz swopped it for a mosque alarm clock, it's not a motorised weather vane, he had no right trading it, and we want it back."
2nd place; PingDit with
"... and sit at the back Taff yer fat bugger, otherwise you'll be back in the valleys before you can say Swansea!"
But the winner is the truly terrible SASless with;
"See Here Bloggs....Landing is a piece of Cake! Mind you shutting down is a bit tricky!"
Over to you SAS!
3rd place; NutLoose with
"I don't care if Tech Sgt Shultz swopped it for a mosque alarm clock, it's not a motorised weather vane, he had no right trading it, and we want it back."
2nd place; PingDit with
"... and sit at the back Taff yer fat bugger, otherwise you'll be back in the valleys before you can say Swansea!"
But the winner is the truly terrible SASless with;
"See Here Bloggs....Landing is a piece of Cake! Mind you shutting down is a bit tricky!"
Over to you SAS!
Well....being a Chinook Pilot....I am honored she allowed me yet another opportunity to shine.
I shall endeavour to find something worthwhile.
I shall endeavour to find something worthwhile.
"Smith I told you to get the Paddy Wagon....I meant the one the MP's use!"