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Old 9th Jun 2013, 15:31
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Hoskins finaly logs his 50th type of aircraft, however they all seem to have the same tendancy to be a bit late on the round out
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 15:35
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Pilots entry in the 700 ... Needs a compass swing
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 15:59
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As he sat upside down in the flying machine, OC Admin was beginning to have second thoughts about his Friday night assertion that "anyone could land one of those things".

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Old 9th Jun 2013, 16:41
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Ya, zat haz stopped ze oil running out of ze bottom.

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Old 9th Jun 2013, 16:49
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Engaging the RAG .... NOW ! Ops
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 16:50
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 16:51
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Ze wheels up landing ja
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 17:00
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Now look here you lot ... when I said "you'll need to do a hand swing" ... It's the prop you swing not the kite ... Dummkopfs !
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 17:55
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Jan, Jan, was haben Sie getan ? Nun haben wir unser KeinClaimgelt ganz verloren !

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Old 9th Jun 2013, 18:55
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The first through the earth flight failed to take the hemispheric swing into consideration...




or



Bader's inspiration...*



*too soon?
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 19:22
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The German AIB are seen checking out the prop failure on the Grob 1A
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 19:54
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Dont worry, there wont be any film in the camera, your indiscretion will not be open to ridicule in 100 years time
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 19:57
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"Trouble with the undercart Sir"?

"Why yes Chiefy as a matter of fact it was a little sticky"

"Wouldn't let the CO hear you say that Sir, thats his kite!"


(With apologies to a certain film made in 1968).
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 21:29
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Ja, I haven't seen anything so bad since ze AVM turned Black 6 into Black 9
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 22:38
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And that is why we wear plant pots on our heads, makes it easier to grow another pilot after he plants himself - especially if he is wearing a grow-bag.

....

Never mind Hans, I expect Australia will have an Air Force one day.

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A good landing is one you can dig yourself out of.
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 23:12
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Although this wasn't it, Feldwebels Massey and Ferguson knew they were on to something...
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 23:29
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Landing was on the next Page!
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 23:40
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Maintenance log: TFR needs looking at.
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Old 9th Jun 2013, 23:52
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Well, most of the usual suspects have paid a visit, so without further ado,
mentioned in dispatches are:

Runaway Gun with:

"Call me a traditionalist, but if you design a low wing aeroplane, then I suggest keeping the wheels on the bottom."

brickhistory with:

Although this wasn't it, Feldwebels Massey and Ferguson knew they were on to something...

The winner however is Plastic Bonsai (cleverly following on from the last but one effort) with:

And that is why we wear plant pots on our heads, makes it easier to grow another pilot after he plants himself - especially if he is wearing a grow-bag.

Take it away Plastic Bonsai!
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Old 10th Jun 2013, 02:38
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Well we may as well adjust the breaks now while we have a chance.
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