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Old 10th Dec 2014, 09:59
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Hoskins was wondering why the ladies insisted making exploder pellets out of green marzipan.

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Old 10th Dec 2014, 10:20
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General Waest developes the soldier cookie cutting manual.
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Blodwyn "Punishment posting? Get caught having sex with a sheep, did you?"

Flt Lt Bloggs " yes "

Blodwyn "Don't worry dearie - we all did too! Welcome to Wales!"
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Sqn Ldr Smythe realised the error in volunteering for a position that involved "net working within the company".
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 11:17
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Percy was glad to have been seated next to Doris and it was blatently obvious to him that Ethel beside her had flown fighters and was sporting the top button of her apron undone just to wind him up..


Seems a bit quiet so will score it tomorrow if that's OK.
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 11:34
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Hoskins was clearly the odd one out as he simply couldn't rest his Breasts on the table in front of him.
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 12:00
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F/L Bloggs hoped that the news of a submarine being spotted near Faslane meant that he would soon have a new posting back to flying duties.

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Hoskins finds out what happens when you're really late on the round out.

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'I know they've switched the heating off but do I really have to wear this silly hat?'

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The squadron exchange with Crumbleton WI seemed to be going swimmingly well.
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 12:04
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"More cheese, Gromit!"
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 20:47
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Thank you, NutLoose.


I note that the 'overseer'(?) (right, rear) is keeping a close eye on him. Perhaps she is thinking "Aha, a Flier! I wonder how low he can go."


(Not a caption entrant)
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 21:35
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Smither's believed that he finally had a chance of pulling a bird, though would need the JCB to lift her over the threshold.
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Old 10th Dec 2014, 21:39
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"Don't ask, don't tell" was not, as Americans believed a new US Military concept, it was just pinched from the UK, used to punish men who had an interest in Staish's nubile twins.
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The PMC was worried by the outbreak of nits amongst the batting staff.
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Old 11th Dec 2014, 11:22
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Thankfully there were no entries referring to cutting cocaine..

Ok the winners are, and it had me chortling


1ST place

JWcook with

Smithers had successfully made his way to Stalag luft III's kitchen, "so far so good", he thought - but he couldn't shake the feeling he forgotten something!.


2nd place

Bordeaux Bob with

Who said he could not run a Winkle Stand?


3rd place

Fantome with

Top secret work this . . . . . says here. . . . SUPPOSITORIES oversize -untapered - troops for the use of

(Must be an Australian thing )



Over to you JW



PS if anyone struggles with images, lots here

http://www.iwm.org.uk/collections/se...ld%20War&query=
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Old 11th Dec 2014, 11:23
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Well played JW
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Old 11th Dec 2014, 13:42
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Well done, JW.

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Old 11th Dec 2014, 22:57
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With this new method, we can write 5 Focus Cards at a time.
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Old 12th Dec 2014, 02:26
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Wow.. unexpected but delighted.. thank you.

try this one.

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Old 12th Dec 2014, 02:36
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To be fair it does say "point and shoot" in the flight manual!
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Old 12th Dec 2014, 03:30
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Bertie tried to explain to his wing man exactly where he expects him to be.
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No Brylcream Boys these two!
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