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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 14:46
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Germany calling ... Germany calling ...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 14:47
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 14:48
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Forward Air Controllers aren't that new ...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 14:59
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Poor Donkey ... During trials of new Luftwaffe ECM kit, when output was cranked up to full, he became Dongle
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 15:02
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The Hitler Youth learn to use siege ballista in the final months of WII ...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 16:00
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I can still only get a 3 Bar signal
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 16:14
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Donkey hotay spotted with his German ass.
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:06
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It would appear that I have "porked it" and published a photo that has been subject to a previous competition (new callsign rhymes with 'clucking anchor' ). Therefore, I shall fall on my sword early and announce the winners:

Bronze Medal: Pohm1 with “The Nazi invasion of Britain was planned to land at Blackpool”

Silver Medal: Coffman with “I can still only get a 3 Bar signal”

Gold Medal: Nutloose with “Private Vilhelm's picture taken prior to being drummed out of the 5th Alpine division, on taking up position on the firing range and the order "cock it" being misunderstood, he brought a smile to his donkeys face but shame on the regiment”

Apologies again, and in the unlikely event of winning again, I will try harder! Over to you Nutloose
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:29
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Sorry, Leon, but someone had to tell you, anyway - but I was enjoying it while it lasted..

I was just going to post:

"Tesco's "beef" burger machine being loaded"

when I saw you'd pulled down the face blind handle, but never mind!
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:32
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Gallant call LJ ... Game on Nutty
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:33
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I like that one as well!

Anyway, I have PM'd Nutloose, so it shouldn't be long...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:41
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LJ ... That callsign you mention is already taken by a certain ex RN Sea Harrier pilot
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:54
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I prefered BEagle's "Bearded Bull$h!tter"
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 19:57
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Boredom mode on'

Damm, just when I was about to post the all time greatest EVER Caption

Guaranteed to have coffee / wine / beer spewing on everyones key board and causing cardiac arrest among anyone of a sensitive nature

The one that has been outlawed by the Geneva Convention as CMD, Caption of Mass Destrustion

That elf and safety descided will not be spoken to crowds of more that 2 to prevent mass hysteria

Ah well keep it till needed

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Nutloose, where are you?
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 20:04
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Sorry matey
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 20:18
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Leon, at 811 pages (in my view), 16,000 replies, and 2 million views...it's a bit hard NOT to re-use a photo! One can only hope that it's more than 200 pages back so people get bored trying to look for the last winning caption!!!

Having said that...don't let Nutty win again...we never hear the end of it.
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 20:32
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Cooee Nutty ... We're all straining at the key board ...
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 21:23
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A fill in until the winner wakes up from his Kip!

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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 21:26
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The RAF's Nimrod replacement programme was found to be wanting.

Duncs
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Old 23rd Jan 2013, 21:29
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US caught in shock whaling activities.
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