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Old 10th Jan 2006, 04:44
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"Bloggs...just what do you base that comment on....Just why is it you suggest the firm is hurrying the the Check Two Majors on our aircraft?"
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Sadly, enough DNA evidence was still present to confirm that "Yes, Virginia, there was a Santa Claus!"
 
Old 10th Jan 2006, 13:13
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Well I have decided that the winner in the surprise vote will be
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13 years after rolling off the production line, the 737 went all pubescent and BANG, there were zits everywhere...
Over to you to thank the academy et al....

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Old 11th Jan 2006, 07:52
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ProfessionalStudent would seem to be studying too hard. If he doesn't reply within 24hours the award will go to the second place submission of:

Drum roll (or role if you already had the trombone ready!)

airborne_artist The introduction of parking sensors did not come soon enough for the Captain of G-PRUN
The clock has started...

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Old 12th Jan 2006, 09:40
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Gentlemen - for the next round of the comp. - find a suitably humorous caption for this fine example of aircraft parking:


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Old 12th Jan 2006, 12:27
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Phew that was a bit tight! Thought I was going to run off the end there! ....OH SH*T!
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Tower to F-18:

"Dont breathe boy!!"
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Old 12th Jan 2006, 13:16
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The new British Carrier had been shortened to save money, the consequences of this were only apparent when it was too late.

or

Red Sky at night, the landing alright, red sky in the morning, Rescue Chopper on its way to you.

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Old 12th Jan 2006, 13:41
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Lt. Bloggs switched on the positronic thrusters to ease himself back onto the deck.
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Old 12th Jan 2006, 14:35
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With all due credit to the Italian Job:

Hang on a minute lads. I've got a great idea.......
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Old 12th Jan 2006, 15:58
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In an attempt to capture the European market, the Carrier designers decided to add an eye catching bonnet mascot.
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Old 12th Jan 2006, 17:38
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The daring, dashing naval aviator Wil E. Coyote thought to himself, "This ACME landing gear is the cat's a##!"
 
Old 12th Jan 2006, 20:16
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These varifocals take a bit of getting used to.

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Old 13th Jan 2006, 00:58
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"Ops from Zero One. . . er, is reverse up and left or down and right in this?"
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Old 13th Jan 2006, 01:39
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"OK - What do I do real now?"
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Old 13th Jan 2006, 02:01
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"Finally" cried Professor Bloggs "we will have the answer to the age old conundrum 'if an aircraft tries to take off, but the runway has been replaced with a moving conveyor belt...'"

His voice tailed off as it became obvious that he should have spent more time considering one or two of the more important details of the experiment.
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Old 13th Jan 2006, 09:35
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'For my next trick', announced Sub Lt. Pprune, 'I shall balance an eel on its tail'
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Old 13th Jan 2006, 09:56
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mheep-mheep!!
disregard - right cartoon - wrong character

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Old 13th Jan 2006, 10:05
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Navy Lieutenant Clifford hangar reaches a pivotal stage in his flying carrier. It was make your mind up time!

Soup?

or

sonic?

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Old 13th Jan 2006, 11:51
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...Lootenant Bloggs was just about to find out if the claims in the Martin Baker brochure were valid.......
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