Caption competition

[Onan the Clumsy]

This new model is used predominantly in the primary training courses in an effort to assuage the understandable fears of the new recruit during the lessons on autorotation.

[Milt]

"When I was a child I spake as a child and was ecstatic over Thomas the Tank Engine.

Now I am an adult and have flights of fancy with big boys' toys."

[Kolibear]

The three major political parties collaborated in the new Helicopter (Improved) Procurement Programme Opportunity and each party painted 'their' part in their own colour.

[engineer(retard)]

When the aircrew asked for some new toys. DPA met the spec.

[VitaminGee]

Okay, Mr Branson, how far do you think you'll get this time?

VG

[Onan the Clumsy]

In comparison to those used in the build up to D-Day, today's inflatable decoys could be considered lacking in a certain basic utility.

[Kiting for Boys]

The new Bouncy Castle caused quite a stir at Prestwick Infants

[Zoom]

'Bit late on the roundout, Hoskins.'

[Incipient Sinner]

Deception was one of the Principals of War but as age took its toll their Airships made some sadly misguided decisions.

[ACW599]

Recently declassified BRIXMIS imagery has revealed that Frontal Aviation's application of maskirovka techniques to front-line combat helicopters did not always produce the expected results. Soviet attempts to duplicate Barley Grey also appear to have rather surprising consequences in certain applications.

[ZH875]

Thats the last time we ask a Royal Helicopter Pilot to be involved in the design of a new Helicopter.

[Kiting for Boys]

OOh Ooh

That's the last time we ask the wife of a Royal etc etc

[Milt]

"This is the new Popemobile"

[Speedpig]

hmm.... I see no pic....... PC must be cat F again.
Anyone got any tips why this pic won't show?
I can see all previous.
Tks

SP

[Onan the Clumsy]

In some ways, it was safer than a normal helicopter. It did after all have two tail rotors...and it never actually left the ground.

[Onan the Clumsy]

I'm sorry about that earlier post. I've just realised it's supposed to be a humourous caption.


How about (and I should have used this last week )

"Number one engine missing" etc

[Incipient Sinner]

Is it time for prizes yet, it's getting a little stale??

'Main hazard here seems to be Vortex Rubber Ring'

[Talking Radalt]

In a cunning "front line first" move, the occupants of Main Building secured their contracts for another twenty years by suggesting a way of recycling vast amounts of hot air in a more productive role.

[Circuit Basher]

The QinetiQ boffins finally realised their error in designing the new stealth helo to have 2 tail rotors rotating in opposite directions and redesigned it so that the direction of both was reversed!

[lineslime]

The C/O stopped the painters mid nose art, just before they inserted the Tony Bliar grin, stating "we don't want any friendly fire incidents from our own troops, it's bad enough with the spams".