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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 07:58
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I never thought those OASC Biggin hangar exercises would be of any practical use ... just shows how wrong you can be !
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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 08:46
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I need to practice thiz game of Bridge before I play against those damned infidel officers!
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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 09:26
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I just don't think Bridge over the River Euphrates will work Sir.
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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 12:02
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Following on for requests for donations for the guys in the Sandpit, assembly work continues in earnest on the "Buster Memorial Pitch and Putt"


Sir, this reminds me of this old Simon and Garfunkle song, " Like A Bridge Over Troubled Quarters"
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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 12:24
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"You....stop standing there like a knot on a log!"
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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 15:56
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Mohammed, Imran and Usman, you can go now, we only need a four for bridge. - Sorry.

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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 17:00
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The Army helps the Tax Office dismantle Jimmy Carr's bridging loan.
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Old 23rd Jun 2012, 17:54
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Government Speak.... In the house of Commons

Cameron... "Today in a landmark move we have began the construction a new multimillion pound bridge that will bring long term stability in the region and further enhance the infrastructure and economic prosperity of the people of Afghanistan"

Afghanistani speak..... Soldier on the Ground

Afghan soldier....... "Is that it?"


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Old 24th Jun 2012, 04:44
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Nutloose's All Terrain Zimmer Frame takes shape...

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Old 24th Jun 2012, 06:14
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..but when I complained that the Falafel was too spicy, they told me to build a bridge, and get over it!
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Old 24th Jun 2012, 07:17
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"Waddaya mean, you want Three Spades? This isn't a bloody game of....

..fair cop, I suppose it is, really"
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Old 25th Jun 2012, 11:36
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Do you reckon that this is how they started the M25 all those years ago?
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 10:12
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It says here to use screwdriver p/no XCD11436, hmm, anyone got a coin?
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 11:58
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What two children could do in an hour takes the Army a Platoon, one outside consultant, and a second attempt following a unit restructuring and extended period of training.



Or.....

Sappers of the 2nd Plt, B Co,2nd Bn, 3rd Bde, 1st Cavalry Division (Airmobile), having come third in the Annual Boy Scouts Jamboree Bridge Building Contest prepare for next years competition.

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Old 26th Jun 2012, 15:29
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RAF Movers attempting to move stuff
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 15:49
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A clever sales coups by BAE, Thales and Babcock sees the sale of now redundant CAT Sledge Tracking from the Royal Navy QE Class Carrier Project to Afghanistan as irrigation equipment
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Old 26th Jun 2012, 23:26
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Construction of the stage for Madonna's Kabul concert get underway.
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The Iranian chapter of the Simon & Garfunkel Fan Club get set for their annual tribute.
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More parts from the "stealth" Bell 47 are removed from Osama's compound...
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Old 27th Jun 2012, 13:13
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"its always the 'kin same sarge! why do we always get lumbered with doing the lighting rig for those bloody Jim Davidson concerts
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