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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 21:15
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Camilla, my dear! What a lovely coat! And your hair looks fabulous!
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 22:34
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Dave was describing last night out on the town
Beers in and on the way homw he met this gorgeous female
with soft hair who was so willing

Dave's comarade just started singing
"Dave pulled a sheep
Dave pulled a sheep................again"
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 22:40
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After 6 months on islands in South Atlantic awaiting the Argies, the platoon had a Miss Secret Island competition.
It was a Bleating success.
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 22:47
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With a nod to race do...

You bought a Sheep?
I bought a sheep!
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Old 23rd Jan 2016, 23:36
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Mutton dressed as Lamb ?
 
Old 23rd Jan 2016, 23:41
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"No, that's Belinda - she's Paddy's girlfriend !"
 
Old 24th Jan 2016, 10:13
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Military cuts begin to bite, Roger the Ram finds he is the latest for the chops..
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Old 24th Jan 2016, 12:01
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Dolly presents to the podium, in the time honoured tradition...
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Old 24th Jan 2016, 12:03
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"This Obaaaaahma parade really sucks!"
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Old 24th Jan 2016, 21:15
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Local girl makes good.
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Old 24th Jan 2016, 21:16
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NAAFI's "Food to Go" program needed a little refining.
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Old 24th Jan 2016, 21:29
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The Welsh remake of An Officer and a Gentleman. "Away to go, Paula"!
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 00:00
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Well favoured entry in the Anglesey Beauty Competition.

(Story in "Pilot's Brevet" Thread, Posts p.171 #3414 (Pt.1) and p.172 #3431 (Pt.2).
 
Old 25th Jan 2016, 07:10
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"Halt! Air Force! Stand Still or I will release my Sheep!"
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 09:03
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North Korea had hoped to parade a fleet of their new Battering Rams, unfortunately however, the Beloved Leader had eaten most of them
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 12:07
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Since it's almost (local time) Australia Day, equal third place goes to any entry that mentioned lamb or New Zealand. Equal second goes to any entry that mentioned lamb and New Zealand.

The winner however is Buster with:

"Nuttys girlfriend leads the Parade. A little ginger, but proud as punch!"

(I suspect his "girlfriend" might come from Thailand however)

Over to you Buster

Oi, Oi, Oi!
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 12:35
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Well played Buster ... You old Dag
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 15:46
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I feel violated

I showed the missus, but she is being very sheepish about the whole matter........
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 19:19
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Violated? I feel depressed; I had just thought of a cunning caption and the opportunity has gone.


Ewe rotter!
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Old 25th Jan 2016, 19:31
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