"Are you sure it's absolutely necessary to apply PX24 EVERY time the ramp is lowered ... next you'll have me go down to the stores for a tin of striped paint."
or
"A former Chinook Crewman can't get out of the habit of doing a "look around" before landing."
or
"Much enthusiasum is shown during the military work up of security arrangements relating to the London 2012 Olympics ... this crew was tasked to determine the optimal vantage point for the Ladies Beach Volleyball venue."
or
"The Squadron Summer Tailgate BBQ is cancelled when a vital bit of kit is lost."
Best ...
Coff.