A member of the Womens Royal Army Corp demonstrating during a weapons search how it is possible to conceal in the crack of her buttocks, a clip of 9mm rounds................................... two 105mm howitzer shells, four 16 inch naval shells and the bass-baritone section of the Welsh National male colliery choir.
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Able Seaman Scroggins, having joined the Navy having been seduced by the recruitment poster "Join the Navy and feel a Man" is dissapointed to find in training, that it is far from the truth.