Caption competition

[brickhistory]

James Cameron was less than impressed with the prototype "Avatar" arcade game.

[NutLoose]

A cunning plan was formulated at Labour HQ

50 helicopter games will be purchased to be distributed amongst the SH community.

At the next Prime Ministers question time Gordon Brown will announce an immediate increase in the RAF helicopter fleet by some 50 new Helicopters coming on line in the coming months above the current planned purchases and riding on the wave Euphoria it produces whilst catching the Conservative party on the hop will announce a forthcoming General Election for tomorrow afternoon.........

[NutLoose]

Following concerns about the lack of a cabin in the new RAF Helicopter trainer, it has been announced that room has been found to fit the crewman in the balancing weight, this bold lateral thinking initiative changes their previous role of keeping the cable taught to one of keeping the pole taught and allows them to keep abreast of future helicopter technology......

[Buster Hyman]

Happy with the Helicopter procurement program, Gordon Brown then went on to the Institute of sport to see the new golfing simulator...Leisure Suit Larry...

[Runaway Gun]

"Yes Captain, clear left... Clear left... Clear left..."

[Siggie]

And the winner is

Rather Be Gardening with :-

The rotary wing aptitude tests were adjusted for the Windsor brothers......

Take it away RBG

[Rather be Gardening]

Thanks Siggie

[S76Heavy]

In Monty Python voice:"After we conquer your cities, we will eat ALL your icecream!"

[622]

Col. Melchitt was determined to find out who stole his last Rasberry Lolly...the tongue colour ID parade was well into its third day..

[NutLoose]

Aaaaaaaaat the YYYYYYMMMMCAAAAAAA............. YYYYYYMMMMCAAAAA....... Young man..........

[NutLoose]

Paaaaaraaaaadeeeeee...........Stamps for the licking off......move.

[Buster Hyman]

Ka mate Ka mate
Me sheep, me sheep...

Ka Ora Ka ora
She's beaut, she's beaut...

[toptobottom]

The stress of queueing for the last working latrine was beginning to take its toll on some of the men

[Buster Hyman]

"Yes, our last shirts were too tight. It made us go like this..."

[Runaway Gun]

"Bloody Stingy Suppliers, not giving us any DPM shirts. THUS is what we think of you."

[Siggie]

James Hewit also served temporarily with the 2nd Light Maori Division some twenty odd years ago

[toptobottom]

Despite the toothless smile, the flakey skin and a large moustache, 19 st. Olga was the first woman the lads had seen for almost 6 months - and she looked stunning!

[airborne_artist]

Soldiers take part in the preliminary round of the annual @rse-licking contest. Only personnel with tongues 12.5 cm long (5" in old money) or greater are permitted to take part in the second round of the contest, when they attempt to insert their tongues into the rectum of the battalion 2i/c. In the final round three soldiers will attempt the same with the battalion CO.

[Lafyar Cokov]

The Tongue-an Army always had to differentiate themselves from the other Pacific Island nations................

[SASless]

Colonel peering through a window at the Morning Parade.....

"I say Rupert....your lads seem to be a bit hesitant to volunteer for the assignment in Nigeria!"