Caption competition

[ix_touring]

The synchronised willy waving team had one major (little) problem...

(Oops, better make that 2: They're not synchronised either )

iX

[ix_touring]

Bloke top left: "EEEKK!! a mouse!

The rest: "Where?!?!"

iX

[GPMG]

In an attempt to prove that North Koreans are better than Americans at everything. Kim Il Jong demonstrates how his people would have leapt from the Towers during 9/11.......in formation.

Or

The surprise was obvious for the guys when all of the girls at the 7th annual NKP awards gang bang suddenly dissapeared in the blink of an eye.

[airborne_artist]

A shortage of parachute packers forces 1 PTS to teach would-be airborne soldiers yogic flying.

[Buster Hyman]

Just the SOP for reloading the North Korean Nipple guns...

[Rather be Gardening]

And from Not the Nine O'Clock News, altogether now:

"I like bouncing,
Boing, boing, boing,
Up and down until I get a pain in my groin."

[dwhcomputers]

Because the weather at Waddington this weekend had forecast low cloud the RAF Regiment showed off their new low level routine

[arandcee]

Keep out of the blue and in the red, you get nothing in this game for two in a bed.

Listen to Tony.

[brickhistory]

Final step in DPRK 3-D postage stamp manufacturing process.

[Buster Hyman]

Hole punch department at the Shanghai Donut factory.

[GPMG]

Ok guys, last one touching the deck has to kiss Hazel Blears.

[Thud_and_Blunder]

OK all, thanks for giving it a go.

Although the stomach-churning prospect of getting fruity with Ms Blears did catch my eye, I noted a strong para theme in the replies. Going along with that, and remembering the incomparable Natural Law party and their gym-mat-crossing escapades, I think the line:

A shortage of parachute packers forces 1 PTS to teach would-be airborne soldiers yogic flying.

wins it for Airborne Artist. It's all yours, AA...

[Thud_and_Blunder]

...ah, it would appear normal service has been interrupted.

In the meantime, a short interlude courtesy of the BBC archives...

[shawtarce]

After spending millions on a lump of ****e, they finally managed to turn it into something useful...

[Buster Hyman]

First JSF radome commissioned...

[airborne_artist]

So sorry guys - didn't think to check that I'd won. New pic up soon, promise.

[oli,_the_original]

Back in the day, there were no concerns that doing pot could kill your braincells or lead to paranoia

[6Z3]

Fisting for Dummies - by Patrick Swayze

[airborne_artist]

This was taken last week, and the caption on the MOD news page reads:

"Harrier Force Commander and RAF Cottesmore Station Commander, Group Captain Ken McCann, is welcomed home from Afghanistan with a kiss!"

I'm sure Ppruners can come up with witty, but printable speech/thought bubbles for the two eager participants....

[Cows getting bigger]

Hi darling. My mother is visiting for a few days. You don't mind, do you?

Slow on the uptake, Kenny didn't realise that the woman he was kissing wasn't his wife.