Caption competition

[Howabout]

Next time, if you have to bite the pillow, don't grab the feather-filled one; my cabin's a mess.

[seekayess]

Join the Navy, they told me! It is full of a gay life, they told me!!

[GPMG]

Your meant to check the weapons butt, is held firm sir!........


or


You, see me in my cabin at 2200.......bring a friend.

[Roadster280]

Straight to the point:

Brian Dixon is this week's victor, with:

Rum Ration checks out ARRSE

All yours Brian

[Brian Dixon]

Eye thangyou...

As always, hope it's not been done before:



Baton handing over ceremony, midweek.

Brian

[wileydog3]

With Rambo now retired and Obama downsizing the military, it was time for a new warrior....

RATBO!!!

[cockney steve]

proof that even the fluffists like medals.

[Buster Hyman]

"...awarded for maintaining his Squirrel grip whilst under enemy fire..."

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As unlikely as it seems, medals are now awarded to the soldiers that best defend their nuts.

[brickhistory]

This'll save a fortune in airlift...

[Rather be Gardening]

Hazel Blears, reluctantly handing over her 'Rocking the Boat' brooch to the PM, wasn't going to take any chances with his infamous temper.

[Longhitter]

Tea and medals were a weak attempt at compensation after a genetic modification programme to create the Future Soldier went horribly wrong...

[Longhitter]

Chip became a soldier and got the medals, Dale became a pilot and got all the chicks!

[StudentInDebt]

On completing his tour of duty fighting the vicious Red insurgency, PFC Nutkin receives his campaign service medal.

[Buster Hyman]

The contrast in recruitment methods was quite stark however, the fluffies signed up in their thousands!

[pohm1]

"Desert Rat"

[ix_touring]

The rednecks form West Virginia weren't eating as much squirrel these days.

and

Now we know why Mr Gere wasn't linked with a squirrel

iX

[Buster Hyman]

"Armageddon!!!"

[hurn]

Now well established on the mainland, General Stormin' Nutkin prepared his forces for the 'shock and gnaw' assault on the Isle of Wight.

[The Nr Fairy]

Everything was going swimmingly until someone asked about the ammo. Only then did people realise a squirrel carrying magazines full of NATO standard 5.56 wasn't going to work.

[6Z3]

When challenged on the morals of deploying a protected species in combat a MoD spokesoperative had no quarms, adding that while Animal Rights might see red, this was in fact a grey area.