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Old 10th Jul 2009, 13:05
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A unique moment in the history of the JFH - A non-whining Harrier pilot.
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 13:18
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yeah, lovely to see you - kiss - but now you go off to the sheep dip and then a shower with some dettol first........
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'Hi honey...is that a loaded gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?? '


'No, it's my p*ss tube, but thanks for wiping the end. '
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 15:06
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I've brought you a pot....
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 15:11
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"I don't know who you are, madam, but my tube has a "GO" caption and it's your lucky night!
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 15:19
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Now Darling, what is that "chuff chart" the girls were talking about?
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 15:24
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OK, which b@stard superglued the chapstick
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 21:19
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Whatever I do eventually get around to writing, it's NOT going to refer to the pearl necklace...
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Old 10th Jul 2009, 21:37
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Kiss Kiss, hey nice thought darling, but I wouldn't bother with the Naffi fake tan, there's too much pink and not enough Orange...

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Old 12th Jul 2009, 10:59
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Thinks her (huffily) - "I make the effort to come here wearing rapidly removal items, and he's made no effort at all !"

Thinks him - "Right, once I get these G-trousers off I'm well up for it !"
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Old 12th Jul 2009, 12:40
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Hi Sweet Lips, just off out with the girls. I've left your list of jobs on the fridge - the cat needs worming and the boiler's playing up again. You'll have to use a scythe to mow the lawn and the SWO wants a word about dress regs. Busy, busy, busy!
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Old 12th Jul 2009, 13:37
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Sqn Ldr Blogg's wife chose her most revealing 'cut-down' burkha as the welcome home outfit.

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Old 16th Jul 2009, 14:56
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Judging this tomorrow, 17th at lunchtime, so get your entries in pronto
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Old 17th Jul 2009, 06:30
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Umm...it's currently 4 hours after lunchtime on the 17th...



Anyway, last entry...

Biggles suddenly realised that Ginger wasn't the best kisser.
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Old 17th Jul 2009, 17:33
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A_A, having a late lunch are we? In my day Friday lunchtime in the FAA usually started on Thursday!
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 11:42
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She thinks: I'm on my lunch break Tiger....
so get your entries in pronto
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 11:56
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Forgot that Friday was a long-planned, long lunch, which finished about twelve hours later....

Anyway, a little late, my prizes go to:

Highly Commended - RatherbeGardening with:

"Hi Sweet Lips, just off out with the girls. I've left your list of jobs on the fridge - the cat needs worming and the boiler's playing up again. You'll have to use a scythe to mow the lawn and the SWO wants a word about dress regs. Busy, busy, busy!"

and

6Z3 with

"OK, which b@stard superglued the chapstick"

but today's winner is:

ShyTorque with

"I don't know who you are, madam, but my tube has a "GO" caption and it's your lucky night!

Over to you, ST
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 16:18
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Ooer, missus! Thankyou, AA.



(Courtesy of MilitaryImages. net)
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 18:45
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I know I shouldn't but there’s nowhere else to keep it handy
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Old 18th Jul 2009, 20:12
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"Shirley was pleased with the Harrier Handbag hooks she nicked from RAF Gutersloh's Officers' Mess bar". (Sorry, you had to be there)

"Shirley was wondering why her aircraft was yawing to the left."
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