Honourable mentions to:
clicker: "Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you, the updated version of the Shorts 330"
FinelyChopped: "Sir Henry wanted to bag a Jumbo next for his trophy wall."
and
pohm1: "When I said I wanted you to get me some aircraft stocks, this wasn't quite what I had in mind."
But the winner (for being.....just...wrong) is:
Mad As A Mad Thing: "Glory hole you say?... So how long do we wait?"
Over to you!