Time for some judging:
Highly commended
ACW599 with a topical:
"Sir, the Mode S squitters show it's definitely a Backfire and he's heading for Hull".
But horse's expression is surely thinking:
Runner up
Brickhistory with:
Horse: "Stepping stone for the Army polo team, my ass..."
Winner by a short head
ShyTorque with:
It's from the horse, sir.
He's just PVR'd!
It's all your's
ShyTorque