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Old 9th Feb 2019, 18:00
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“Are you wearing heels?”
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 18:03
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“The RAF always blame the Rocks ... could we try that excuse?”
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 18:05
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Post-Brexit, airport delays grew longer and longer. Passengers became frayed.
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 19:18
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Question

NOT A CAPTION

Where is everyone?
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 19:49
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"Madge?"

"Yes, but why do you keep calling me Madge?"
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Old 9th Feb 2019, 21:20
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Risqué runs in my family, you should have seen my granny, Section Officer Harvey, as she was back in the 40's!

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Old 9th Feb 2019, 23:03
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I don't want to be alarmist, but this post Brexit image of Britain is both concerning and tempting at the same time!
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 00:06
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"The pilot was trying to start the engine by pressing the tit, it didn't start despite a lot of pressing, but then his joystick got in the way and he said he needed a hand-crank, so we came out here, but I can't see him?"
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 07:45
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We are so pleased to see teamwork amongst supermodels rather that bitchyness
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 09:53
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I would expect to see some barnacles on the bottom.
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 10:16
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Just to keep the image on a recent page .... while I do a barnacle inspection


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Old 10th Feb 2019, 14:57
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“He said something about an andytug and then he disappeared.”

”Oh, well, shall we take up Womens’ Rugby instead?”



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Old 10th Feb 2019, 15:58
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"He said on the report he wasn't aware the tide was out"
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 16:09
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The AAIB report again criticised the airline employing Diana Abott for the weights and balance calculations

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Old 10th Feb 2019, 17:09
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“Yeah, it will float. Let’s carry it down to the water.”
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 17:12
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"I don't get that pilot! He asked me if I would like to try swinging with him and when I said yes he sent me out here to the propellor!"
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 17:31
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MOD trial new FOD-free clothing for aircraft engineers on the new P8 as modified by BAe.
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 19:00
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"You say it's called Camilla, why is that?"

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Old 10th Feb 2019, 19:02
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"The pre-flight briefing didn't say the emergency escape chute would rip the clothes off your butt."
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Old 10th Feb 2019, 19:09
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R2..... fire up the convertors and let's get out of here
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The force is strong with this one
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