Caption competition
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Charles ... “Where is that B1439 road junction that Father screwed up at?”
Yes this display is a depiction of when Britain had an Air Force......
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Charles ... “OK, been here, seen that. Can we move on?”
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Patina doesn’t arrive overnight, you know.
... but German bombers do ...
... but German bombers do ...
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Last calls, scoring on the morrow 
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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
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Ok scores on the doors
The winner of the prestigious CS Trophy is Andytug with
"This reminds me of when we used to use a row of fags as a toast rack at Gordonstoun...."
Runner up is PN with
"That's how we met, Charles's favourite position"
My efforts would have been,
Typical, Doris was always first in the Q
Ohh this brings back bad memories of Gordonstoun and fagging for Rupert when he felt like company
Its cold enough to give one brass balls
The winner of the prestigious CS Trophy is Andytug with
"This reminds me of when we used to use a row of fags as a toast rack at Gordonstoun...."
Runner up is PN with
"That's how we met, Charles's favourite position"
My efforts would have been,
Typical, Doris was always first in the Q
Ohh this brings back bad memories of Gordonstoun and fagging for Rupert when he felt like company
Its cold enough to give one brass balls
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DON'T WORRY He knows, it's in hand...
Are we now going to be inundated with caption offerings about that Harvey Woman's Pussy?
(If BBC can talk about Mrs. Slocum's......it should be acceptable here....right?)
(If BBC can talk about Mrs. Slocum's......it should be acceptable here....right?)
On the 6 pm News there have already been 78 offers to re home the scared kitten
or
Beware this is a really vicious cat and the Labradoodles have been kept inside for their own protection
or
Beware this is a really vicious cat and the Labradoodles have been kept inside for their own protection
Gnome de PPRuNe
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It's an old one but...
Lesbians eat what?!!!!
Lesbians eat what?!!!!