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Old 7th Feb 2019, 17:08
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It's an old one but...

Lesbians eat what?!!!!
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 17:22
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Apologies all - had one of those days today!

Here you go.

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Old 7th Feb 2019, 17:52
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"This Cat's high and dry - so is my pussy!"
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 17:52
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Oi! Git outta the way! Yer spoiling my photo of this wonderful airyplane!
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 18:13
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No amount of Prop-Stroking was going to bring this aircraft back to life.
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 18:15
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No.1 Can you smell fish?
No.2 Yeah, probably these nets we were told to wear.
No.1 Oh good ... I thought it was me.
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 18:17
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“Ha! And they say we women are bad at parking!”
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 18:38
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Why do they call it a screw?
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 18:39
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With Wings!
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 18:40
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"...and then he asked if I'd feather his prop".
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:03
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These new budget flying suits don't appear to have done much to protect us during that one Diedre!
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:27
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"He was wearing Nomex - he said that it made him fireproof".

"Don't you mean Durex?".

"No - only a pr**k wears Durex".

"So he was the co-pilot then?"
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:37
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Are you sure this is the only parachute material available?
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:38
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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I knew it was a mistake Sun bathing by this rock
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:39
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Andy wandered down the beach with his camera and dogs to see what the tide had washed up
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:47
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Trace, 'e said if' 'e could have our knickers to replace the elastic band 'e can get the plane working and fly us off to paradise
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:48
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Wot plane?? (well some body had to say it)
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 19:53
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"A WIG? No its all real".
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 20:45
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Sorry too much glare, please can I volunteer to apply the tint powder
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Old 7th Feb 2019, 21:13
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When you confuse a G-string with G-trousers....
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