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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:23
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Jug Ears was miffed at the stiff competition during the "Who has Personality" Contest.
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:29
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".....left foot, red"
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:36
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The RAF museum recently opened its new exhibit "Eye Tests in the RAF".
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:47
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"Yes, Ma'am, some floral wallpaper would be nice, but not quite in keeping with the exhibit."
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 11:59
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Yes Sir, it's my still life celebrating the RAF in the early days of the war. I call it: "Which one is France?"
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 12:21
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Ops Room? Plotters? I'm sorry your Highness, I don't follow. This is a Casino museum.
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 13:23
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Charles is given the news that it will be the same sculptor for his statue as King

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Old 1st Feb 2019, 13:36
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Wi to Camilla..... "That's a lovely pearl necklace. When did you get it?" Camilla " 5:minutes ago in the car over here. "
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 14:17
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Statues don't fart.

And of course ladies wouldn't fart.

So I rather think it must have been . . . . one's self.

I wondered why that other bloke's eye was watering.
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 15:32
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Camilla. 'Sorry we have just been told your cheque payment has bounced so we won't be able to open this museum. If you would be kind enough to pay us in cash, otherwise we will need to leave .
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Old 1st Feb 2019, 18:33
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Camilla ... “I think I’ll put £10 on Red, and £5 on 26.”

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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 03:17
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Which one is France.....guess who is headed to a Nav training course!
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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 10:05
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3rd June,at a secret radar location, near Croydon just off the A233. Plotter " I have 47 aircraft heading for the East of England, Anglia sector, what does it mean". AVM Nutloose from the background " Daks over Duxford"

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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 10:42
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3rd June,at a secret radar location, near Croydon just off the A233. Plotter " I have 47 aircraft heading for the East of England, Anglican sector, what does it mean".
Call them up on the Gospel Tube. They may be armed with Vicars' machine guns.

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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 10:57
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The judging for this year's "Rear of theYear" award had taken an awful lot longer than expected...
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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 18:01
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"This reminds me of when we used to use a row of fags as a toast rack at Gordonstoun...."

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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 18:09
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Camilla ... “Should one wear gloves before handling it, or would this enhance the patina in years to come?”
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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 18:12
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Charles .., “There’s something about Dowding and Dowdy that keeps going round my head.”
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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 18:16
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Camilla ... “Very interesting, but where are these Germans?”
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Old 2nd Feb 2019, 18:19
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Charles ... “Fascinating, now where’s the Gin?”
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