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Old 4th Jan 2019, 08:03
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The MOD announces that this year's JMC has been scaled down somewhat.
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 08:56
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At the subsequent board of inquiry Captain Schettino, having run aground, gave the order to Abandon Ship. However with the design it meant he had to get out first. .

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Old 4th Jan 2019, 09:09
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Borrowing from the video, and thus presumably ineligible ...

Fly-by-wire took on a new meaning.

or

The new QE 0.15 Class carrier was a major development
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 09:18
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Following their success with the RAF MFTS, Ascent Flight Training branches out to train officers for the RN.
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 09:28
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Following cross-border skirmishes near Barnoldswick, a 2019 War of the Roses looked ever more likely so the Yorkshire Navy was put on full alert.

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Old 4th Jan 2019, 12:06
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Ikea won the MoD contract for new frigates. Some assembly required.
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 12:07
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Gas propulsion, you say?
Don't ask!
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 13:33
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They need to address the positioning of the retractable fore mast.
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 13:50
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"Evírybody down!"
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 13:59
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"My idea for self-driving water taxis was an absolute winner but now we're being utterly torpedoed by the new competition."

"Oh dear... what is their name?"

"Uberts.."
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 14:06
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"Damned thing is so tight it feels like i'm crammed in a barrel...…… ohhh the memories" muttered Buster
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 17:32
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The Great British Boat Off winner is revealed as a cheat when his feet are found not only to be propelling the boat but to be stopping it from sinking as well.
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 18:06
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That's the trouble with Piranhas, they love the meat and two veg found in the water
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 18:09
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Hoskins shows he is really a Navy man as evidenced by the amount of aircraft he crashes each year and the weird hobbies he keeps
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 18:13
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Flash Message from Adm Jellico. There is something wrong with our ships
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 18:14
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The entire project lacked the charisma offered by 3O Harvey WRNS. On secondment, of course, with the mandatory black stockings.
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 18:15
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Well they did ask for 'little ships ' to rescue the troops at Dunkirk
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Old 4th Jan 2019, 19:06
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And the winner is............................................
Seems like this one was a contest between two members judging by the amount of entries submitted by both.
3rd Place Treadigraph with.................................
"He's like a swan..."
"Like a swan?!!!"
"Yeah... calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddling like f... fury underneath."

2nd Place Nutloose with...................................

"Engine room to bridge, would you mind not sitting on my face"


The Winner however is Lafyar Cokov who hit the Smut mark with.....................................
When the Wren offered to show me her "little man in a canoe" this wasn't exactly what I was expecting!


Congrats Lafyar the CST is on its way please post the next picture to give the followers something to do over the weekend.
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Old 5th Jan 2019, 02:05
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Blimey - I'm honoured.....

Thanks Javelinboy....... To keep the level of smut up to standard......

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Old 5th Jan 2019, 02:50
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Weapons of mass distraction
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