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Old 29th Oct 2018, 23:21
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The pilots didn't need it, but the Batman still read out the instructions: "Left foot, right foot, left foot..."
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 01:26
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Oh dear, looks like Bertie spilled his Brylcream again.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 01:54
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When I get back home I will NEVER eat rice again
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They tell me Bob Hope is cumming to entertain the troops.Noooo where do I sign up for another tour?
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That bridge over the River Kwai really went up. Bet we get medals for this. Especially as we took out the film crew as well
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 01:55
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Wait till I get home & tell me Da! I was in the trenches, just like you!
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 01:56
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Yes...yes, look at these tracks. They're Zero's alright! Keep your wits about you.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 01:57
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I'm so sorry Sarge, it must be the heat.
Don't worry lad, it's been a long time since I've seen projectile vomiting like that!
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 01:58
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Ok, on the next sortie, when I say 'Plough the field', try to spread it out a little.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 02:07
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Sir Sir I have been sent with a message for you from the tower. The Tower..What is it? It's a big tall building with radios but that's not important right now

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Old 30th Oct 2018, 07:56
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Originally Posted by MPN11

Our intrepid boys in blue race to their aircraft to fight off Hitler's hoards

Daily Mail
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 08:01
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I applied for 617 and said Apres le deluge some joker sent me here.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 08:50
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Glad I didn't wear my heels today.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 09:07
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"These white bands on our shoulders? We thought we'd modify our uniforms to match the planes."
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 09:24
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-"Smithers, Why are we walking through all this mud?"
- "It's because Ops told me to avoid the taxyway and stay on the mud because of mines, sir" ....."oh, hang on, or was it avoid the the mud and stay on the taxyway- never mind, I'll ask 'em to clarify later."
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 10:17
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I say Ginger, Big Bertha and Delightful Delores must be doing the mud wrestling in the the Dangle Berry Arms tonight.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 11:21
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This is going to look great in the Squadron Line Book: -

"We were flying so low that we came back with mud on our boots."
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 14:59
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"Isn't this where that visiting Lancaster had its tail wheel yesterday?"
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 15:44
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Bertie always opened the shirt when he spotted a camera. He had an inkling he'd spawn homo erotic theories in 60 years time.
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 16:43
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ineligible, but ... “Get to the Crewroom quickly, Danny’s put the kettle on!”
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 16:54
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I don't think this is mud. Isn't this where the bogs were before the dysentery outbreak?
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Old 30th Oct 2018, 22:25
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The mud of the trenches meets the South Pacific. All together now...…

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You may meet a stranger......"
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