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Old 26th Dec 2018, 16:35
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Paul Daniels and David Blaine practice their new magic trick
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 18:15
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First photos of Hillaries broom fighter escort on low level pass.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 18:50
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With all the defence cuts, pilots were now expected to help with sweeping the hangers, but refused to stick brooms up their arses, and sweep while they carried out half a dozen other tasks at the same time.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 18:52
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We better turn the odometers back, or the wife and mother in law will be pissed we borrowed their transport.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 19:06
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Faster than a speeding Jaguar. ...well someone had to say it
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 19:07
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2 seat stealh fighter debuts
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 19:26
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Did I just hear a Sonic Broom ?
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 19:32
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Historians would eventually conclude that the start of WW3 was initiated by the US response to a report of a massive attack by the North Korean Air Force.....
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 21:48
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The invisible paint on the F-8+1/2 was brilliant, but then they saw that the pilots would need some paint too.
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Old 26th Dec 2018, 22:06
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Yes, it was all fine & dandy as a joke amongst the lads...until Trump approved funding for further development!
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 09:48
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Challenged to find a solution for too much wear and tear on soliders' boots, BAe come up with an innovative but unspeakably expensive concept (artist's impression).
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 10:31
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Troops bristled at the latest budget cuts.
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 10:36
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"Winner gets to be Hermione!"
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 17:42
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"It's not as easy as the women make out, but I hear they use liposuction"
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 17:43
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 18:18
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Echelon was always flown after line astern was found to be too dangerous for the formation leader.
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 18:24
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"We borrowed them off Nicola Sturgeon, the wicked witch of the North"
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 18:25
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"They're part of Trumps measured response to Putins hypersonic missiles"
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 19:30
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It wasn't till well into the flight that the boys realised there was no toilet, and had to hold it in till they landed.
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Old 27th Dec 2018, 19:36
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Nice one, now get sweeping before the Sargent sees you and shoves the brooms up your arse !
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