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Old 19th Dec 2018, 12:57
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The Sad Story of the Pilot Who Thought He Could Fly Beneath a Washing Line - Illustrated.
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Old 19th Dec 2018, 21:57
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"Who'd have thought, RAF binbags designed by BAe at great expense for the Tornado out of service scapping procedure"
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 03:44
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"This is the aircraft's fin. Which part of the aircraft did I tell you to attach the braking parachute to?"
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 05:37
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What was that thump? And why is there a Pilot in the glove box?
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 06:09
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The MT Section had not looked back since moving to a COTS policy for their vehicles.
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 07:14
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Hi all, mine would have been along the lines of

Andy Green, as the teams designated driver, is tasked with returning all the loaned items

Or

Radio crackles, ”Echo2 from Tower , cleared to cross the active and get all the tail spotters excited"

Or

‘One piece at a time’ by Johnny Cash

Or

You can always rely on that nice Mrs Hoskins for her husbands scrap in the garage

Owning to unplanned Grandparenting duties Mrs K has requested my presence at school and I will need to call this slightly early
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 07:18
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not a caption, but could in this time of peace and goodwill can some nice soul please give a simples method of doing a post with 3 quotes, some can but I cannot see how?

Thanks

K
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 08:04
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not a caption, but could in this time of peace and goodwill can some nice soul please give a simples method of doing a post with 3 quotes, some can but I cannot see how?

Thanks

K
Highlight the first text you want to quote click Ctrl C, then in Reply box, click on the inverted commas, put the cursor in between the QUOTEs in square brackets. Repeat with the next bit of text, with the cursor where you want to place the next quote.
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 08:34
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Driver: "I've got a full lock"
Pax: "Top playing games Maverick and follow the bend in the road"
Driver: "Can't do Sir, it's understeering."
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 09:48
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"Ere, what's this black and yellow handle?"
"That's the seat adjuster"
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 09:50
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"It's our new satellite launching system, we stole the plans from Top Gear and replaced the Robin with something a bit bigger"
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 09:52
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"Low bridge...pull up. Low bridge..... pull up"
"Ohhh err, it's never done that before"
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 09:57
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Runner up we have Wensleydale with

Authorised for one transit only.
the winner is Treadigraph with

The latest Transformer toy kept getting stuck between Transit Van and Tornado Fighter modes.
Please accept for safe keeping the D&CS Trophy

(Many thanks Hydromet)

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Old 20th Dec 2018, 16:28
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Blimey thanks Kiltrash!

I'd like to throw it open to anybody with a good (seasonal?) pic who hasn't had a go yet/recently...
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 17:48
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Well done Treadi

I have but she wouldn't appreciate it posting on line ...... tis the season to be merry....
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 19:28
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A bit of party make-up here . . . .
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 19:53
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Every time I tried to kiss Mr. Jagger, his rapidly spinning nipples threw me into the next county...

- Ed
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 20:16
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Overheard in the crew room: "I think my Pilot boyfriend over reacted when I said I wanted to get into his Shorts!"
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 20:41
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In the morning the Pilot was most surprised to find Banksy had struck
or
Having been diverted into Norwich the aircraft was parked a bit close to the KLM paint shop by mistake
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Old 20th Dec 2018, 20:52
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The Gin and Tonic brigade at Duxford were disappointed that the tower had lowered the standards expected
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