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Old 8th Dec 2018, 12:01
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I said lay it out and FIT a T-piece BEFORE turning it on.
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 16:38
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... and we saw it done like this in 'Caddyshack'

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Old 8th Dec 2018, 21:14
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For the annual 8th Bengal Lancers Polo match the going was officially called as 'moist'
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Owing to the drought, I'm a Celebrity, India edition, can only find a small puddle to hide the stars in....
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To make the Army feel at home the other armed forces happily agree to bury the axe and supply lots of stinking disease ridden hell holes for them to wallow in
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 21:54
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The curators last wicket before being transferred to the Khyber Pass.
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 22:15
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Adil Rashid looks on distraught because he is dropped from the side for not carrying out HASELL checks before spinning......
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 01:14
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Those silly Aussie cricketers and their little bits of sandpaper. We Indians have learned to "adjust" the pitch to get the result we desire.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 01:17
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India's bid for the 2032 Olympics gets underway! In an effort to make the Games more affordable, Track and Field and Swimming will be held simultaneously using the same venue.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 01:24
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Man in blue shirt on right: "Up to here should do it".
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 02:20
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Hang on...this isn't draining. Sanjit, where is the other end of this hose?
Over there with Gupta.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 07:26
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Owing to the floods during the Monsoon season, the Indian Army get permission from the ruling class to drain the water from the homes into the only open space in Dehli, much to the annoyance of the ICC.... there done it at last, got in Army, India, Water and Cricket in one caption (whew)
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 09:33
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Having completed their fire hydrant drills, the ground staff at Mumbai get ready to move on to their diversity and sexual orientation awareness training.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 11:08
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The Indian team start preparations for the declaration of mud-wresting as an Olympic sport.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 14:05
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Stadium golf launches in the Indian sub-continent.

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Old 9th Dec 2018, 14:18
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Preparing for Cricket on Ice.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 15:40
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The newly established Nepalese Navy "turn the sod" on their new Academy.
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Old 9th Dec 2018, 17:26
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Once we get this pool filled hands up who's coming out for an English takeaway!

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Old 9th Dec 2018, 19:27
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Once we get this pool filled hands up who's coming out for a really mild and bland English takeaway!

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Old 9th Dec 2018, 21:45
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"You're a shower, an absolute shower"
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Old 10th Dec 2018, 01:29
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"Good idea emptying the urinals onto it, by tomorrow we should have a sticky wicket"
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Old 10th Dec 2018, 02:54
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"We heard Lords was an effluent club with lots of money, something we are trying to emulate here in India sahib"
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