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Mary Christmas: "Looks like it's back to the rein, dear, this Herc has a sign saying it's U/S. And anyway, why are you wearing one black glove and one white glove? Do you think you're Michael Jackson or something??"
Getting the presents to McMurdo Sound in time for Christmas has always been a bit of a mission
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Right Mrs May they wont think to look for you here,.... Please can I stay till after 29th March?
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Remember last year when that damm child was not happy with the Dinky plane I gave him as he sat on my knee, , well this year, so he does not publish the pictures, I have had to get him the real thing
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Right Mrs May they wont think to look for you here,.... Please can I stay till after 29th March?
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Remember last year when that damm child was not happy with the Dinky plane I gave him as he sat on my knee, , well this year, so he does not publish the pictures, I have had to get him the real thing
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
"So you wear a White glove to remind you which is RIGHT and a Black for Left?"
"Yup"
"But they are on the wrong hand s"
"I lost the other pair"
"So how does that help then"
"Easy, I just cross the reins over"
"Yup"
"But they are on the wrong hand s"
"I lost the other pair"
"So how does that help then"
"Easy, I just cross the reins over"
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"Oh, Santa...how are we going to tell the kids that Rudolph and the rest of the team went straight into the number three propellor?
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"Dust on the collar, get it cleaned and get it cleaned NOW!"
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"So my Dear, I've got you a nice gold present this year, it's a rivet, would you like to see it now?"
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"Shaved, Brazillian, they all feel the same to me"
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"Wasn't it nice of that kind man to give me a badge"
"I wouldn't write anything into it my dear, they've given the aircraft a medal!"
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"After 8 hours on that thing I am ready to go make some yellow snow"
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Well, those guys spend a lot of time on those things so, it's to be expected. Now, put your arm on my shoulder & I'll help you walk to the infirmary. I'm sure they'll have an ice pack for you.
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"No dear it's not my sleigh, I told you, you should have gone to specsavers"