Getting the presents to McMurdo Sound in time for Christmas has always been a bit of a mission
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Right Mrs May they wont think to look for you here,.... Please can I stay till after 29th March?
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Remember last year when that damm child was not happy with the Dinky plane I gave him as he sat on my knee, , well this year, so he does not publish the pictures, I have had to get him the real thing