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And because I can navigate by visual reference to the ground or water while remaining clear of cloud, I only need a VFR licence to fly it!
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"It's an astronauts watch, they're slightly bigger"
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"SO, I told them I was a Nikon owner and was ostracised, the next think I knew was I was banished up here,"
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"Well, Per ardua ad astra they said............ Now what?
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"They're studying the effects of weightlessness on my piles"
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"The gravity of the situation soon dawned on Doris, a six month tour in space and no mirror to check her hair."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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"OK, Doris, it's time for re-entry." "Oh goody, I haven't tried it that way before!"
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"Soyuz?" "Oh no, it's much better now, thank you!"
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"Soyuz?" "Oh no, it's much better now, thank you!"
Monique wanted photographic evidence of her crewmate's hyper-inflated Space Suit the morning after the weekly Curry Night aboard the Space Station.
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A quick and inappropriate grab by a fellow crewmember proved it ... In space you CAN hear someone scream.