Caption competition
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OMG! Thank you, Sir. I'm amazed and chuffed, especially in the face of some serious competition!
I earnestly hope this one hasn't been used before ... once I can get it load! .....
I earnestly hope this one hasn't been used before ... once I can get it load! .....
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"It serves you right for getting pissed when installing the radiators in the building"
Jack and Schultz hate Mondays, Onion soup on the menu
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Governor of HMP Wandsworth discovers a chef sent to serve his sentence there finds someone who can peel lots of Strong Dutch Onions for the fellow inmates
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Governor of HMP Wandsworth discovers a chef sent to serve his sentence there finds someone who can peel lots of Strong Dutch Onions for the fellow inmates
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I'll bet ya'll never complain about shellin' peas again, eh Bud?
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Not eligible, but ...
”Hey Dave, don’t cry. Captain Stewart will be dropping these on the Germans when we’ve finished!”
”Hey Dave, don’t cry. Captain Stewart will be dropping these on the Germans when we’ve finished!”
It could be worse. We could be burning out the latrine trenches. Now that will make your eyes water!
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Sargeant thinks if we add these to fifty catering cans of baked beans we'll have enough tear gas for the whole unit...
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and once we finish this lot some guy called Bernard Matthews wants to talk turkey...
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This isn't what we expected when you volunteered us to do Section Officer Harvey's onions!
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This isn't what we expected when you volunteered us to do Section Officer Harvey's onions!
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Avoid imitations
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"Why does it say "Nob Hill" on the label?"
"Just watch what you're doing with that skinning knife or you'll find out!"
"Just watch what you're doing with that skinning knife or you'll find out!"
Corporal just off camera asked
'why have you not yet got any peeled onions in the tray?
Herb explains ' Well when we peel a onion and lob it in the tray some Collie dog comes across and grabs it'.
'why have you not yet got any peeled onions in the tray?
Herb explains ' Well when we peel a onion and lob it in the tray some Collie dog comes across and grabs it'.
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"Corporal Jones said we had to peel them, he said something about it increasing their range when he fires them out of his gun, these limeys have some strange ideas..."