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Old 28th Aug 2018, 07:53
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OMG! Thank you, Sir. I'm amazed and chuffed, especially in the face of some serious competition!

I earnestly hope this one hasn't been used before ... once I can get it load! .....


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Old 28th Aug 2018, 09:35
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"It serves you right for getting pissed when installing the radiators in the building"
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 10:27
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I might not be able to do the Deli Ali salute, but I bet he hasn't peeled any onions lately.
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 11:42
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 12:14
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When failing the GCSE the teacher told Schultz he has to 'Know his Onions'
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 12:18
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That's Schallot said Jack

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Big Brother sets up another pointless task, and having failed the contestants cry over a basic food allowance
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 12:24
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Jack and Schultz hate Mondays, Onion soup on the menu

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Governor of HMP Wandsworth discovers a chef sent to serve his sentence there finds someone who can peel lots of Strong Dutch Onions for the fellow inmates

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Old 28th Aug 2018, 13:17
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I'll bet ya'll never complain about shellin' peas again, eh Bud?
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 14:00
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Not eligible, but ...

Hey Dave, don’t cry. Captain Stewart will be dropping these on the Germans when we’ve finished!
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 14:06
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Look out! It's the Peelers!
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 14:10
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It could be worse. We could be burning out the latrine trenches. Now that will make your eyes water!
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 14:12
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Don't cry for me, Sergeant Pina!
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 15:37
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With typical Dutch humour preperations are made to dispatch Tulip bulbs in place of Onions to the United Kingdom post Brexit
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 15:43
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Sargeant thinks if we add these to fifty catering cans of baked beans we'll have enough tear gas for the whole unit...
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 16:17
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Escape and evasion training time again as Mac and Bud begin to make their getaway disguised as French onion sellers.
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 16:30
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and once we finish this lot some guy called Bernard Matthews wants to talk turkey...

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This isn't what we expected when you volunteered us to do Section Officer Harvey's onions!

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Old 28th Aug 2018, 17:41
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Corporal just off camera asked
'why have you not yet got any peeled onions in the tray?
Herb explains ' Well when we peel a onion and lob it in the tray some Collie dog comes across and grabs it'.
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Old 28th Aug 2018, 21:15
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"Corporal Jones said we had to peel them, he said something about it increasing their range when he fires them out of his gun, these limeys have some strange ideas..."
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