Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 20th Jul 2018, 14:59
  #49321 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,501
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Norwegian Wood...sorry, wouldn't.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 20th Jul 2018, 21:09
  #49322 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts
Upon finding his wife is a Russian mole, Trump checks the WhiteHouse lawn for others.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 20th Jul 2018, 21:16
  #49323 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts
Trumps interpreter resigns stating his lack of fluency in bull****, crap and flatulence.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 20th Jul 2018, 21:39
  #49324 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,540
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
"Moist!"..
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 20th Jul 2018, 22:45
  #49325 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Downeast
Age: 75
Posts: 18,290
Received 517 Likes on 215 Posts
Please stick to aviation humor and save the political bull**** for Jet Blast.

Otherwise, you will damage a very popular and long running Forum that provides some light relief from the serious sides of life.
SASless is online now  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 10:16
  #49326 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,501
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Runner up????
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 10:24
  #49327 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Runner up????
Seconded, otherwise we lose the weekend!!
MPN11 is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 12:33
  #49328 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts
It's Saturday and the weekend hasn't been lost, SASless lighten up.





..

Last edited by NutLoose; 21st Jul 2018 at 13:07.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 13:04
  #49329 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,056
Received 2,931 Likes on 1,250 Posts


OK BP can score it, as a runner up try this to get things moving again.
NutLoose is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 13:27
  #49330 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: France
Age: 80
Posts: 6,379
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Hunch your shoulders a bit.........
Wander00 is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 15:02
  #49331 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,501
Received 105 Likes on 59 Posts
Don't turn around, but some creep is staring at us...better get your Dad to put it back.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 16:14
  #49332 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
The reason is I am wearing the Iron Cross is because we are Germans.... don't you do History at school?
or
Is he on your side?
or
Well I will say something to him... Staring at your bum..Off to the Tower

ps Thanks Nutty for getting us moving
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 16:20
  #49333 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
Are you free next Saturday? The Bentley will pick you and your mum up 12 O'Clock and wear something white

or

What do you mean ' Do marriages last long in my family?'
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 16:23
  #49334 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
What do you mean 'What did my Grandad do in the 1942 - 1945 war?'
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 17:41
  #49335 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
“ Don’t worry about him, honey, he’s only a 3* “
MPN11 is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 17:44
  #49336 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
“I’m ‘Gunner’ do you later, OK? Brace yourself.”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 17:47
  #49337 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 11,837
Likes: 0
Received 33 Likes on 27 Posts
And where would you like to go to for your honeymoon?.... Barbados, Kenya or Brazil for example? ....Na Mate Luton Airport
Kiltrash is online now  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 17:48
  #49338 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
“You see what that damned stubble does? How long will it take for this love-bite to clear up?”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 17:51
  #49339 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,812
Received 137 Likes on 64 Posts
“Excuse me, young people, I’m trying to admire Her Majesty’s hat.”
MPN11 is offline  
Old 21st Jul 2018, 18:11
  #49340 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,637
Received 300 Likes on 168 Posts
Can we have chips for tea?
treadigraph is online now  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.