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Old 27th Jul 2018, 09:52
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Captain: ".... while those of you lucky enough to have window seats can sit back lean forward and enjoy our latest in entertainment technology."
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 09:54
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"It's called Stealth Technology. We disguise the aircraft as a small thunderstorm."
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 09:57
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Passengers are earnestly requested not to fart while the engines are running.
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 10:15
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For anyone who's ever wondered what "Squawk nnnn" means, here's a demo.
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 11:12
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Welcome Aboard Air Jamaica Mon...
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 11:18
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Early trials of start-up airline FagAir.
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 12:04
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MH370 - the truth at last!
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 14:01
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Eventually airlines gave up trying to find employees to empty the ashtrays in the armrests.


(Older readers will recall those days, albeit with mixed views on the subject!)
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 14:22
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"Nearer my God to Thee" was never sung more fervently by anyone.
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 14:23
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"Is that Corbyn venting on about not getting a seat again?"



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Old 27th Jul 2018, 14:24
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"Now that's what I call a follow through"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 14:25
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"I'm telling you, steam planes will never catch on"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 17:58
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 18:11
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"Damned turbulence, there goes my coffee"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 18:43
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"Don't you think we are coming in a bit hot, Captain?"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 19:00
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"Fumes in the cockpit? We've got them everywhere!"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 19:04
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"See, it happens every time we hit 88 mph"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 19:07
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"Can someone down the back please tell Hoskins to stop uploading to the cloud while I'm trying to fly this thing"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 19:27
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"Very clever, Captain. Now ... can you make one like a rabbit, waggling its ears?"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 19:33
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Now you know why the windows open on Ganja Airways aircraft.

Or

Passengers get rid of the evidence on KLM flights.
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