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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:01
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You can put all the thrust vectoring nozzles you want on it, it ain't flying.
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:03
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Wait a minute - we've dropped the toilet!
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:25
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This wonderful piece of equipment will refuel four aircraft at once while talking like a Dalek. Now all we have to do is find four aircraft with their fuelling point in exactly the right place.
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:32
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A true diehard, John was not prepared to give up his diesel.
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:36
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"No...no.... The air vents are supposed to face Inwards"
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:49
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Motor magazine exclusive... Early trials of the Toxteth Taxi revealed.
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:51
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Percy Thrower displays his all terrain mole eradicator
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:52
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It started as an idea with some tiny tractors in a field...
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:54
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Hoskins...where did you put the door?
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:57
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Syrian Farmers had had enough!
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 20:57
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"My.....those are small guns"

"That's why we called it Little Willie's"


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Old 13th Mar 2018, 21:03
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Haglund trial their "caravan" free tourer.
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 21:04
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 21:37
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Prince Harry blags a old beat up tank to take Megan out for a driving lesson....

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well I would like to see the pothole that could wreck this suspension
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 21:39
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Corrugations. .. hmm, you could be on to something stealthy here Smithers. ..
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 22:03
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First attemt at Chobham Armour does not show promising results
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 22:06
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B Squadron RTC get a shed on!
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Old 13th Mar 2018, 22:48
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Goddamit Carruthers, when I said we need Stingers I meant a bloody MANPAD not a self-propelled hive!
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 00:28
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Only one of the baby tanks from #47123 survived to puberty.
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Volkswagon decide to go on the front foot with their emissions controversy...
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