Caption competition
MOD was well pleased with their new craft but were disappointed that each time she went to sea there were some Nasty surprises needing the services of the embedded contractors
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They were named HMS Nasty after they acquired the dockyard contract for transporting used sewage pipes across the dockyard mounted on the deck.
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"I remember Smithers as a Midshipman, he once told me the thought of command gave him the wood, so when his seniority came around I returned the favour"
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"When they said we would be staying on board one expected something slight more roomier, driver find out where the RAF are billeted and take me to the hotel"
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"The man does make a point, he said in his reports that you couldn't swing a cat below decks and to be honest I didn't believe him until today's demonstration"
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" Rumour has it the Captain was born out of wedlock so the crew refer to him as their Nasty Bastard"
Admirals all wonder whether ship is named after them................ Seaman says not.
They happy until Seaman says "Next ship maybe, as that is called Ignorant Barsteward".
They happy until Seaman says "Next ship maybe, as that is called Ignorant Barsteward".