Caption competition

[jim's brother]

"Yes, darling, you are, of course right... he is an Air Marshal... but no, he's not a member of the Federal Air Marshal's Service in a cunning disguise. I'll explain later..."

[MPN11]

“I’m thinking of biting your neck, but this may not be the place or moment, as someone’s watching.”

[jim's brother]

"I think it's a tarantula, but I'm worried that if I disturb it, it may fall down inside the back of your dress."

[MPN11]

“Don’t say anything more, darling. Just in case MI5 are following PPRuNe.”

[Kiltrash]

YOUR WHAT!!

Or

Well done darling but in this family it's granny that announces pregnncies

[Buster Hyman]

Listen very carefully, I shall only say this once...

[NutLoose]

Last orders Ladies, Gentlemen and Buster please

Results tomorrow allowing time for the future honoured holder of the CS Trophy to start the weekend off.

[MPN11]

I’d be very careful what you say. Lese Majeste is frowned on round here! And on PPRuNe.

[Kiltrash]

Last orders I hear mines a G&T what's yours?

or

Last orders at 1pm must be for the Australian's

or

Last orders. Can you please pay as royalty don't carry cash

[Danny42C]

Never mind, dear

The RAF Regiment doesn’t do anything the Army couldn’t.

(lifted from another Thread here)



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[SASless]

Can you please pay as royalty don't carry cash!

Lots of folks think they are Royalty it would seem!

[Penny Washers]

"Yes, your hearing aid is still in there - but I think it's switched off."

[NutLoose]

Ok its that time, Scores on the doors and it was hard, there are some cracking comments, but for a damned good chortle and for appealing to my sense of humour, the 3 winners ( You all are really ) in reverse order are

Third place

MPN11 with

“Don’t worry ... most old men smell like that.”

Second place

ShyTorque with

"What did that senior officer say, Dear?"
"He said next time I had a shave I was to try standing a bit closer to my razor!"

But coming in First Place goes to Ascent Charlie along with the removal from someones Christmas card list

Meghan: "The man behind me is masturbating!"
Harry "Ignore him"
Meghan: "I can't, he's using my hand!"


The CS Trophy is well and truly past.. over to you Ascent Charlie

[Ascend Charlie]

[Hydromet]

"Call that a chemtrail? This is a chemtrail."

[Ascend Charlie]

"Hoof hearted?"

[treadigraph]

Michael O'Leary's idea of allowing passengers to vape on board flights for a small charge was one of his more successful scams marketing ideas

[Wander00]

Smoking is banned on board, including toilets, where there are smoke detectors

[Buster Hyman]

It's the Ghost of Ryanair Past!

[Buster Hyman]

Too close for Missiles, switching to Witchcraft!