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Old 24th Jul 2018, 15:54
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 15:59
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 16:10
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 16:43
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Old 24th Jul 2018, 18:18
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YOUR WHAT!!

Or

Well done darling but in this family it's granny that announces pregnncies
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Old 25th Jul 2018, 07:15
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Listen very carefully, I shall only say this once...
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Old 25th Jul 2018, 11:56
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Last orders Ladies, Gentlemen and Buster please

Results tomorrow allowing time for the future honoured holder of the CS Trophy to start the weekend off.
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Old 25th Jul 2018, 14:35
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I’d be very careful what you say. Lese Majeste is frowned on round here! And on PPRuNe.
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Old 25th Jul 2018, 18:51
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Last orders I hear mines a G&T what's yours?

or

Last orders at 1pm must be for the Australian's

or

Last orders. Can you please pay as royalty don't carry cash
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Old 25th Jul 2018, 18:59
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Never mind, dear
The RAF Regiment doesn’t do anything the Army couldn’t.
(lifted from another Thread here)



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Old 25th Jul 2018, 19:22
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Can you please pay as royalty don't carry cash!
Lots of folks think they are Royalty it would seem!
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Old 26th Jul 2018, 09:31
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Old 26th Jul 2018, 11:16
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Ok its that time, Scores on the doors and it was hard, there are some cracking comments, but for a damned good chortle and for appealing to my sense of humour, the 3 winners ( You all are really ) in reverse order are

Third place

MPN11 with

“Don’t worry ... most old men smell like that.”

Second place

ShyTorque with

"What did that senior officer say, Dear?"
"He said next time I had a shave I was to try standing a bit closer to my razor!"

But coming in First Place goes to Ascent Charlie along with the removal from someones Christmas card list

Meghan: "The man behind me is masturbating!"
Harry "Ignore him"
Meghan: "I can't, he's using my hand!"


The CS Trophy is well and truly past.. over to you Ascent Charlie
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 01:23
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 02:26
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 05:37
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"Hoof hearted?"
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 06:01
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Michael O'Leary's idea of allowing passengers to vape on board flights for a small charge was one of his more successful scams marketing ideas
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 08:18
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Smoking is banned on board, including toilets, where there are smoke detectors
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 09:37
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It's the Ghost of Ryanair Past!
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Old 27th Jul 2018, 09:37
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Too close for Missiles, switching to Witchcraft!
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