1. "See here my son, I do not take kindly to your attitude. {I do not even like your altitude, if it comes to it.) So would you please have a good hard think about this? Take a pull on yourself. Then we might see eye to eye better."
2. " Pardon me old boy. I do get a little short with you. Don't I? "
3. "Would you like your nuts crushed? Would that get your attention?"