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"Say girls, which one of you is Bitching Betty?"
"Ohh, she's the one in the cockpit"
"Ohh, she's the one in the cockpit"
An odd number of Pistons....Don't ask!
Doris, me and the girls were just discussing what we all did before the war, how about you?
Well I was a prostitute...( Gasp). whatever did you say to get this job?
Well I told them I was a expert at tightening big ends, getting dry machinery to self lubricate and crucially I could work all night on my back under the piston without needing a break
Well I was a prostitute...( Gasp). whatever did you say to get this job?
Well I told them I was a expert at tightening big ends, getting dry machinery to self lubricate and crucially I could work all night on my back under the piston without needing a break
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"OK Betty, get down off the wing and go pack your gear, you are being transferred, you know the RAF's policy on its WRAF personnel having attractive ankles, so it's off the the WREN's for you my lass"
If it had not been for that Emily Pankhurst getting us the vote we would be having a nice quiet war at the kitchen sink in our lace and bloomers instead of this rough menswear
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Ena Sharples looked forward to knocking off after fitting the prop and heading down the Rovers Return for a swift half.
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"All i did was tell the girls there was a problem with the starting vibrator and they were all over the aircraft like a monday morning rash"
You need to know piston engines to understand that one
By Don Maxwell Contributing Ed
You need to know piston engines to understand that one
By Don Maxwell Contributing Ed
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Jill wondered if it would go faster if they fitted one of those Spey things she’d heard about.
"C'mon c'mon . . . finish timing her . . . . cowl her up and let the midget fly the bastard."
"I tell you girls . . .. there are things about this Harvard . . .. . yet to be dis-car-vard."
"I tell you girls . . .. there are things about this Harvard . . .. . yet to be dis-car-vard."
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"Anything a Man can do...I can do better!" Madge thought there might be song about that one day.
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“Oh dear, I seem to have some bits left over. Where shall I put them?”
