Caption competition
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"Christ Gordon, you should see the size of the Body Armour the Army wants"
"Aye well Tony, am of the opinion that we should just buy them all a wee Zippo lighter instead. Ahv heard stories of lives being saved by a lighter in the pocket, and a only want the best furr ma lads"
"Aye well Tony, am of the opinion that we should just buy them all a wee Zippo lighter instead. Ahv heard stories of lives being saved by a lighter in the pocket, and a only want the best furr ma lads"
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Blair....."DES, what can i say? when one is in the public eye its all about image, i may well be a pratt, but i look like an important pratt!"
"You on the other hand just look like an undecided fat cat civil servant who has just been asked whether he would like cream or milk in his tea!"
"For god's sake Gordon....your the PM now, grow some!"
"You on the other hand just look like an undecided fat cat civil servant who has just been asked whether he would like cream or milk in his tea!"
"For god's sake Gordon....your the PM now, grow some!"
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'Yes Gordon you now live at number 10, look ten fingers count them out loud.'
'1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11.75.'
'Gordon how the hell did you get 11.75?' 'VAT Tony! Don't forget the VAT!'
'Sometimes Gordon you ... No all the time gordon you pi$$ people off.'
'1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11.75.'
'Gordon how the hell did you get 11.75?' 'VAT Tony! Don't forget the VAT!'
'Sometimes Gordon you ... No all the time gordon you pi$$ people off.'
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"Gordon, just because you're PM now , nothing's changed - you still get right on my........"
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Gordon:" Mmmm Difficult one: Film - ten words......Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan???"
Tony: "No Gordon that's eleven - your calculations were never great were they?"
Tony: "No Gordon that's eleven - your calculations were never great were they?"
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Drum roll...
It's gotta be adam_634 with:
Blair- "when I came into power the Armed forces were this big"
Brown- "when I leave they will be this big"
The reason? Remarkably, these were the exact words they were saying when the photo was taken.
Amazing.
It's gotta be adam_634 with:
Blair- "when I came into power the Armed forces were this big"
Brown- "when I leave they will be this big"
The reason? Remarkably, these were the exact words they were saying when the photo was taken.
Amazing.
Have you got a runner-up Harrogate?
Just thought of another:
No Gordon they're nothing like your calluses. The Cardinal assured me they were Stigmata.
Just thought of another:
No Gordon they're nothing like your calluses. The Cardinal assured me they were Stigmata.
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... my runner up:
Brian...
Blair to Brown - " We can go on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing. I'll take the lead for the first few rounds, then I promise you can have a go."
Brian...
Blair to Brown - " We can go on the next series of Strictly Come Dancing. I'll take the lead for the first few rounds, then I promise you can have a go."
