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Old 12th Nov 2006, 13:25
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1. Looks like the Lootenant sent out the platoon idiot looking for Baa mines again...

2. Don't you girls think it's about time we re-named the Cockpit the "Box Office?"

Last edited by ProfessionalStudent; 12th Nov 2006 at 13:27. Reason: Typing like the platoon idiot...
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Old 12th Nov 2006, 14:07
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Originally Posted by VitaminGee
"Tell me girls, when we're flying, does the cockpit become a box-office?"
Originally Posted by ProfessionalStudent
Don't you girls think it's about time we re-named the Cockpit the "Box Office?"









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Old 12th Nov 2006, 15:16
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Bingo my arse – he just didn’t know where I was.
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Old 12th Nov 2006, 15:18
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[/QUOTE]

...lemme tell ya'.. he's just like the F-16 he flies.. all energy and no endurance.
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Old 12th Nov 2006, 20:08
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OK already PN, OK already!
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Old 12th Nov 2006, 20:20
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Pic 1: He must be here some where, Osama said they islams
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 08:23
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Originally Posted by mary_hinge
Pic 1: He must be here some where, Osama said they islams
Well... i guess that's what'l happen when they let overweight chavs into the army
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 11:11
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I) The origins of the "Baa der Mine Hoof" gang........

II) Ha Ha Ha, 4 thousand pounders and two JDAMs, now lets see if he still thinks Penny Benjamin is a better shag!!!
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 11:25
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"See girls, I told you joining the Hockey team had it's advantages"
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 12:30
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2) There's something you don't see every day - t1ts in growbags.
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 13:19
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1) Al Qaeda had used the computer game 'Worms' for the inspiration and tactics for their latest terror weapon.

2) 'After my last sortie the QFI didn't debrief me properly he just pulled me to one side....' (hat, coat and I'm on my way)
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 13:43
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Devil

Girl on left " so girls, tell me honestly, does my bum look big in this?"
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 15:53
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2) There's something you don't see every day - t1ts in growbags.
Unless you're in the AAC, of course....
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 16:33
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Saucer of milk?
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 16:43
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1. I wish I could say more than "Baa"...

2. C'mon, girls, it's easy ... you put your left leg in....
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 16:44
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Brickhistory: 2) Does my butt look big in the Eagle?
wileydog3: The truth now.. does this G-suit make my ass look big??
had enough 77: Girl on left " so girls, tell me honestly, does my bum look big in this?"
Any more?
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 19:05
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Any more?
meh. At least they're getting longer and more detailed....
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 21:25
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See, I told you that hairspray would keep you hair in place after that!
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Old 13th Nov 2006, 21:40
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Pic 1: "Wear a black coat you said, they'll never twig.."

Pic 2: " So that's agreed girls....Finger-four followed quickly by diving into Box it is then!"
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1) Sh1t!! E-Goat is real after all!

2) I thought it was a hot flush, but it was only the after burners kicking in.
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