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Old 15th Mar 2018, 18:11
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Scroggin's latest lawnmower attracted the ire of his neighbour.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 18:20
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The self-propelled, battlefield ready porta-loo from Ikea.
Some assembly required.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 18:41
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It'l never fly
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 18:44
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Farmer Scroggings fed up with the sheep rustlers upgrades the tractor ...well punk do you feel lucky?
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 18:46
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FA launch their new transport for the England Fans traveling to Russia
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 18:50
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BAA fed up with birds on the field reveal the replacement for the falcons... also doubles as a spotter deterrent
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 21:03
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"Well, I don't really need it, but it was so cheap at the War Surplus Auction!"
 
Old 15th Mar 2018, 23:34
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"Let's open it."

"Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even when they bring gifts."
Last edited by c52; 16th Mar 2018 at 22:17. Reason: quote lengthened
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 11:10
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B'stads, I spent 3 days washing, cleaning and detailing this, and you drive it through a field!
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 12:06
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Right-o. Time for a chat with the Russians.
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 12:11
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Trojan Horse Mk.II?

(inspired by c52's "Timeo Daneos, et dona ferentes!"
 
Old 16th Mar 2018, 12:26
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MOD buys replacement Challenger tank off Ebay
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 12:31
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Well, we had a washtub, some roofing iron off the shed, and an old skid steer loader. After a dozen stubbies each, we had a great idea.....
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 12:47
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Which bloody idiot awarded the production of our latest Abrams to John Deere??
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 13:09
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So chaps welcome to day one of Air Force flight training. This is your future ride if you don’t work hard.......
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 13:14
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Hey Blogs, what ever happened to the drawings from the kids “draw a tank” competition........
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 13:17
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Post Brexit MOD funding pressures has resulted in the need for more cost effective options with respect to the future Main Battle Tank program.
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 15:00
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OK, now we all know that a camel is a horse designed by a committee. What I want to know is which bl**dy committee designed this lawnmower?
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 15:59
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At last! Geoffrey had hit on the perfect way to watch his neighbour's wife sunbathe naked...
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Old 16th Mar 2018, 17:58
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Hitler's first 'back of the fag packet' design for the peoples car
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