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Old 14th Mar 2018, 15:08
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"What's the big hole in the top for?" .... "It's to allow the driver's ejection seat to pass through" .... "Why so big?" .... "Because he's so fat!"
 
Old 14th Mar 2018, 15:30
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"And the advantage of this chair Mr Hawkings is it can double up as a casket."
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 15:31
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 19:37
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Hello Avis?? Yes hello, I am off to Salisbury for the weekend,Do you have a car I can hire?
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 20:00
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"I'm going through Anfield - and Everton has lost!"
 
Old 14th Mar 2018, 20:05
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"What's the hole in the top for?" ... "So's the Home Guard can throw a Molotov Cocktail in!"
 
Old 14th Mar 2018, 20:51
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"You will be Eggs terminated!"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:20
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"So we started to put the flag on it, we added the stripes but the gun prevented us adding the stars"
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:45
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"It doesn't go very fast, so we've added a flamethrower for anyone tailgating us, and another one for drivers who overtake on the inside. The one on the side is only for when we're abroad."
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:45
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"I'm going through Anfield - and Everton has lost!"
I beg your pardon......
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:48
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Taxi drivers don't bother the new Uber fleet anymore...
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Old 14th Mar 2018, 21:50
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..in memory of Jim Bowen....

"And this is what you could have won".
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 00:35
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Do you think corrugated iron will work as spaced armour? Maybe not, but it's sooo shabby-chic.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 10:02
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The camouflage paint enables it to merge into almost any background - provided it is in a scrap yard.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 10:30
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Pope mobile update for his visit to Syria.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 10:50
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"London Traffic? - doesn't bother me at all!"
 
Old 15th Mar 2018, 10:52
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"Low mileage, one careful owner, showroom condition!"
 
Old 15th Mar 2018, 11:37
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I've put 12 go-faster stripes on it; what more do you want?
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 14:21
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Even the East German Bobsleigh was on steroids.
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Old 15th Mar 2018, 14:38
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In an effort to bring army catering up to the 21st century MOD introduce the 'sandwich wagon' using surplus APC
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