Ah, decisions, decisions; frankly, you are all winners...
Honourable mention to Big Pistons:
'Well at least he didn't go full "Commando"!'
A worthy Runner Up is Kiltrash:
"Alfred accidentally spills a tin of Terminator liquid metal into Bruce Wayne's underwear drawer"
But the CST is on it's way to Squeaker:
"...THIS is a Utility Belt!"