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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:18
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Airmen and their WAGs stage a protest after it is forbidden to paint scantily-clad women on bombers.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:21
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Lady 5th from left had already decided she had met her future husband, he was a general, all that she needed to know.
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Speed dating Aviation style.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:22
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Inventor: "I am now going to simulate retracting the air-brakes and extending the leading-edge slats."

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All you men stand upright.
Don't think there will be much of a problem with that, Sir, we will all stand to attention.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:24
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One of the men on the engine to the other: "You don't think it's obvious we're the only two gays in the squadron, do you?"
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Prelude to Dress Down Friday was Dress Off Friday......

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Initial opposition to Dress Down Friday lasted until 9.01 on the first Friday.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:31
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The War Department's opposition to Women in the workforce was like all great plans, until first contact was made with the enemy.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 19:33
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Pre and Post Op gender reassignment photo.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 20:06
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"We have twenty one aircrew and 45 young ladies wearing swimsuits. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Once again there was a misprint in the requirement which called for leading edge sluts.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 22:08
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Boeing Company's early research into RATO: Rockette Assisted Take Off.

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Old 4th Oct 2019, 23:35
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The advertising agency received an award for their pitch to Boeing to advertise the full-span flaps.
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Old 4th Oct 2019, 23:54
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Okay, everybody is on the wing. Now, where's that Padre with the prayer?
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Initially, everyone was unimpressed with the speed dating idea....until it took off!
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Maint log: Whistling noise almost unbearable at take off, but drops away during climb...
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Pickle fork inspection.
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Old 5th Oct 2019, 08:54
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The new backup de-icing system was found to be rather manpower intensive.
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Old 5th Oct 2019, 09:11
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I say Algy, why do they have rivets on their swimsuits?



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Old 5th Oct 2019, 09:25
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Oi! Get that out of my ear!
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