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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 11:50
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The landing was a little Ruff...
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 20:34
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...and if the rear gets a little twitchy, I can land it as a tail dragger.
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Old 22nd Sep 2017, 23:36
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Who needs VOR's? I navigate from lampost to lampost.
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 01:52
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Listen up pups . . .

There I was at 1000 feet when I spotted the hydrant . I immediately pulled 5 gs with a legover and . ..
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 14:17
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My eyes are bulging slightly because the FO is doing his walkaround.
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 16:28
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♫..."How much is that Doggie in the Cockpit - the one with the wings and a tail ?"...♫
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 16:32
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"This ain't going no-place - my F/O reports that my All-Flying Tail is All-Wagging !"
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 18:05
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"Here's the plan. We fly this into North Korea, the fat one eats it, but unbeknown to him, there's a radio transmitter in the dog that will lodge in the fat one's stomach and transmit everything he says to us.

"I don't think anything can go wrong."
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 21:33
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What do you mean this is barking mad?
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 22:03
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This was the best flying he could get & everyday, he cursed Guy Gibson for giving him that name!
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Old 23rd Sep 2017, 23:21
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Well, it's definitely not BEagle...
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 09:23
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"Why do I get only one tail on this thing while the Tomcat gets two!!"
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 11:23
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This is way better than sticking your face out the car window
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 11:35
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Whats the hold up?
A couple of Fleas no-showed so we’re just offloading their bags.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 11:48
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What do you mean that I can't fly until I've been vetted.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 11:49
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My instrument flying is not very good - my instructor says that I chase the ball too much!
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 12:39
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Disembarking from the rear stairs? But we don't have....oh...
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 14:02
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The steely gaze of the intrepid sky god, about to set forth to do battle with the elements.......or he just saw a frisbee.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 17:14
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Normal landings were fine, but wee Mutley dreaded any cable engagements.
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Old 24th Sep 2017, 18:34
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See Mutley acts just like a pilot. I will prove it, just yell "Squirrel"
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