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Old 16th Sep 2017, 08:52
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Thanks JAVELINBOY but I just cannot get any images to post, which reminds me why I stopped taking part in the Cap comp.

Would someone else step into the breach please?

Ta, Tash
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 11:50
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As #2, I can step in quickly

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Old 16th Sep 2017, 12:14
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He did not jump ... the aircraft rejected his choice of clothing.
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 12:47
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"So that's why they called them 'Gro-bags' ...!"
 
Old 16th Sep 2017, 12:49
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"Batman - where's Robin ?"
 
Old 16th Sep 2017, 12:55
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Damn, missed the bus again...
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 14:00
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No you idiot! You're the Pilot. You stay with the plane & land it!
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 14:45
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"The 'Flying Carpet' ?"
 
Old 16th Sep 2017, 14:51
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"Is it a bird ? - Is it a plane ? - No, it's that daft b***er Hoskins under his duvet !"
 
Old 16th Sep 2017, 17:07
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So that's why the parachute instructor recommended I pass on the jalapeño chili lunch special........
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 17:10
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The relaxation of of airborne regiment physical fitness standards has resulted in the requirement for a new parachute rig for the fatties.
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 17:14
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Yes Minister, the new MOD "sew your own aeroplane" initiative is expected to greatly facilitate your efforts at reducing RAF capital costs going forward.
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 17:34
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"When you told me I'd be flying like a squirrel, Sir, I was rather hoping you meant the helicopter......"
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 17:41
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"Hello, Tower....you're not going to believe this....I think we've just had an AIRPROX with Spongebob Squarepants!"
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 18:01
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Wait for meeeeeeeeeee
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 20:28
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The Glider Regiment's capabilities had struck an all time low.
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 22:36
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"Freakin idiot, you wait till I get onboard. It's not an aero-tow like gliders...that bloody run nearly killed me. "
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Old 16th Sep 2017, 23:43
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Some how Maverick new he was dead meat if the fight went into the Vertical!
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Old 17th Sep 2017, 01:17
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He's too close for missiles, I'm switching to guns!
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Old 17th Sep 2017, 01:23
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Hoskins dived for the safety of lower levels after releasing a 100kg SGLD (Self Guided Lawn Dart) over the target.
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