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Old 31st Aug 2017, 10:22
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"It's Child's Play !"
 
Old 31st Aug 2017, 18:13
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Brilliant ideas by advertising agencies that were rejected by their client:

No. 1: Nobody who works for the agency has ever listened to the announcement that "here at British Airways, your safety is our chief concern."

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Old 31st Aug 2017, 18:22
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The CAA and FAA immediately expressed grave concern about the number of seat cushions that would be required.
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Old 31st Aug 2017, 20:47
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MOL: "'I've got this idea for employing pilots who are happy to be paid only pocket-money. This one, for instance, comes in at 75p per week."
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Old 31st Aug 2017, 22:03
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He's not actually allowed to solo until he can lift his watch unaided
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Old 31st Aug 2017, 23:17
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Well he does have 500 hours on microsquish flight sim and a probationary captains rating.. so when he finishesthe 8th grade . .
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Old 1st Sep 2017, 12:06
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"And what do you want to be when you grow up, Sonny ?" ........
........"A Tube driver - they get paid more !"
 
Old 1st Sep 2017, 13:41
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Photographic Proof....they really are big babies!
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Old 1st Sep 2017, 17:31
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If we start training him now the ATC glider fleet might just be back in service by the time he is old enough to fly one as a cadet!
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Old 1st Sep 2017, 23:09
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Originally Posted by brokenlink
If we start training him now the ATC glider fleet might just be back in service by the time he is old enough to fly one as a cadet!
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Old 2nd Sep 2017, 03:27
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He might look like he's 4, but he has the mental age of a 2 year old.
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Old 2nd Sep 2017, 03:28
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That anti-aging cream the skipper slathers all over himself seems to be working a treat!
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Old 2nd Sep 2017, 08:01
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was
He might look like he's 4, but he has the mental age of a 2 year old.
Just because he wears two gold rings when he's not entitled to them?
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Old 2nd Sep 2017, 08:52
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"We're not going to buy any more 747s or 380s, so we have to shrink the crew to make the planes look bigger."
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Old 2nd Sep 2017, 11:54
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The nice thing about the uniform is that you can also use it to play doctors and nurses.
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Old 2nd Sep 2017, 12:44
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................................................THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Following cattletruck's:
The nice thing about the uniform is that you can also use it to play doctors and nurses.
Or Mummies and Daddies ?
 
Old 2nd Sep 2017, 17:26
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Phew..... That check ride was hard work, mummy and daddy may be OK at parenting but they can't fly worth a Shyte
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Airline management's view of pilots.....
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Cheapskate Airlines finally disclosed their ideal flight crew candidate: willing to work for peanuts and ice cream.
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Old 3rd Sep 2017, 14:12
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Pilots in background:
"What's with the saluting?"
"Apparently he's ex-airforce".
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