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Old 25th Sep 2007, 13:07
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The barnstormers display team rather lost their heads when practicing their wing walking routine on a helicopter
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Old 25th Sep 2007, 21:55
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Trials were going well with the 'bottom-BERP' blades for the Future-Lynx!
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Old 25th Sep 2007, 22:51
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Ladies and Gentleman May I present the latest 'Rum, Bum, & Backy boys display team routine
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Old 26th Sep 2007, 01:23
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AA has graciously asked me to adjudicate this week. Judging will be 1600EDT (2100 BST) 26 Sep.
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Old 26th Sep 2007, 01:45
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The tandem parachute completely reorganised the way we learned to skydive.

Then people started skydiving with surfboards. . .
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Old 26th Sep 2007, 20:00
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Well, it's scores on the doors time:

In at no3, Hempy appealed to my earthy side with:

"quick, is that lighter ready?"

At no2, splitbrain with:

"OK guys you know the routine, I'll tickle the carb while you kick it over."

And the winner is.... C_Cret with:

"Right guys, the game is extreme chicken....when the blades rotate the one with no feet left wins!!"

C_Cret, congratulations, you're "it".
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 10:14
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Thanks Roadster,

Try this one:

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Old 27th Sep 2007, 10:18
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"That Yellow Jersey is mine this time Mutley!"
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 10:18
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The Green Party demonstrate their environmentally friendly replacement for the Bren gun carrier.

President Brown spends the last of the defence budget on a new tank. Unfortunatley, due to contractual problems, the engine, bodywork and main gun will be vastly overbudget and 30 years late.
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 10:31
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"Well Sir, it's light weight, air-portable and easy to service, so it fulfils all the the requirements for FRES"
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 10:31
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"Pedal faster Sir, Granny is upset we've nicked her trike, her grandson wants his trailer back and I've run out of paintballs."
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 10:48
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With France re-entering the military aspect of NATO new tactics are introduced to stop the French and Italians running away.
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 11:34
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Originally Posted by gareth herts
Who picks the winner??
This could have been a winner for the F15/car in its own right
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 11:35
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Addressing the Ashtead locals

Rehearsals for Op NIMBY Phase II - shelved after the success of Phase I
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 11:42
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"Hey Joe, when the Boss said he didn't want to see another trailer disappear, I'm not too sure this is what he had in mind"
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 11:56
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With Russia flexing it's muscles - the BAOR is strengthend.

(British Army On Raleighs)

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Old 27th Sep 2007, 12:02
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Who picks the winner??
This could have been a winner for the F15/car in its own right
Damn - missed a trick there eh Wader!
Anyway, for this one:
"Sir, why can't I use one of those covered trailers over there?"
"Shut up and keep firing"
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 12:41
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Ricardo demonstrate the versatility of the WMIK concept...
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Old 27th Sep 2007, 12:57
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The Mark 2, with the rearward firing gun was a much better concept after a number of tragic 'engine failures' on the deployment of the Mark 1
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Yellow Brick Road speed trap....................
 


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