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Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:14
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"I don't care if you were a high-wire artist before you joined the Mob, Hoskins - that's no excuse !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:22
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"For God's sake, don't take that wing off - it'll unwind !"
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:25
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"Stick or Twist ?"
 
Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:28
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That bloke Alexander Graham Bell has a lot to answer for in my opinion.
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:29
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Long distance you said, well we only just got off the ground.
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:31
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Its me I'm on the line, well you better get off there's a train coming.
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 14:49
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I told you the pattern was full Nightrider!
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 17:49
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Yet another entry for the Line Book!
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Old 1st Jul 2017, 19:27
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*Not a caption *

OK chaps, judging tomorrow evening once I have settled down with a "wee dram", so approx 2000Zish
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 06:31
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Originally Posted by Wensleydale View Post
Yet another entry for the Line Book!
Ooh, plagiarism:

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This one just has to go in the Line Book.

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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 06:32
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When they said the aircraft's on the line I thought they meant . . . oh, never mind.
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 07:13
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PN - Filed under Miss-a-line-eous...
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 08:56
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Best get a liney to fix it Sir
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 10:37
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No Sir, if you're smoking a pipe you don't have to wear a cap, it's in KR's, but Scroggins over there is on a fizzer.
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 11:51
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"Well, he always was highly strung, wasn't he ?"
 
Old 2nd Jul 2017, 15:31
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Cadet Bader - take this as a final warning abut irresponsible low flying
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 16:32
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Cadet Bader - take this as a final warning abut irresponsible low flying

"Thanks Boss - I think I'll get legless tonight after that!"
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 16:38
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Biggles' plan to use gear mounted wire cutters to disrupt enemy telephone communications had, quite literally, hit a snag.
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 16:42
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Having spent many many hours practising deck landings he finally discovered how to catch the wire the wire
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Old 2nd Jul 2017, 17:23
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Hoskins is informed by his instructor that the brief for his cross country to simply "follow the lines on the map" was not meant to be taken literally.
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